War Thunder

War Thunder

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How to maek stoolin veri proud, The Continuation
By Pasukki
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Step #1 The Requirements
This is the first part here is what you need:
a copy of war thunder (or any other game where you can play as ussr, like hoi4 or coh2)
vodka
computer (duh)
semechki
any russian vehicle/troop
soviet music, anything from the national anthem to red alert 3 soviet anthem
a comissar (to encourage you or to "keep you playing")
a will to fight for the motherland and to destroy the facist invaders and the capitalist pigs


Step #2 The Execution
Go into battle playing as a soviet troop
*insert music*
shout URRRAAA
No need for tactics because the power of stalin guides you
win.
Step #3 The Outcome
You have won and in doing so have secured a place among the soviet council perhaps you can now even become the leader of our glorious motherland, but we shall see.

A new day dawns for The Soviets and its allies, Mankinds greatest champion, the USSR rose to challenge the might of the facist and the capitalists.

In that moment after the battle i realised that the red army is more than an army its an army of heroes, who can defeat the facists and capitalist alike. But in them is something more, a sense of mortality a mortality that can be corrupted. It is up to them to stand up and fight

It is they who have the strenght to resist, or will they be our damnation











Ura!
131 Comments
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Akin_Ayaz_Gazhi 30 Jan @ 4:51am 
I can pen with my stalinum 14.5 bullets a jumbo sherman
Pasukki  [author] 29 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm 
Pt3???? Maybe its time for the finale.....:soviet:
Commando 21 Jun, 2024 @ 12:41pm 
*S.T.A.L.K.E.R. flashbacks* (sometimes i heard Urraa in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)
Tiger 25 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26am 
РУССКИЙ: хорошее руководство продолжай в том же духе! ENGLISH: Good guidance keep up the good work!
AlexZap25 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am 
UUUURRRAAAAAAHHHH , FOR THEE REOLUTIIOOOONNNN KOOOOMMMMRRRRAADDE
AlexZap25 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am 
and i still don't understand people that think that general creepypasta is real (it literally says paste, so)
AlexZap25 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am 
okutanse why do u write these things, god (and brother Stalin) wouldn't create those bad big monkeys( monsters), so:steamhappy:
YWP 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19am 
@okutanse i have witnessed the Golden Monkey, i'm Immune to that.
Ra the Sungod 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:46am 
*calls the SCP*