DARK SOULS™ III

DARK SOULS™ III

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How to WIN at PvP
By Thabnir
The best method for beating your opponents into the ground in PvP
   
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Move to the Center of the Earth
Throw Away Your Router and Replace it With a Potato
Equip Quiet Resolve and Point Down
Drink Estus Whenever Low on HP
Press R1 70+ Times Each Match
Congratulations, You Are Now MLG


Anyone who beats you is a hacker, make sure to send them hatemail regarding this.
23 Comments
Le_Rieur 10 Nov, 2019 @ 10:01am 
- Character named Guts or Artorias
- Have the Fallen Knight set
- Have a Dark Sword (aka the Cancer R1 Sword back in old times, at relase)
- Have the Grass Crest Shield
- Chug chug your Estus
- Summon many phantoms, and of course endgame phantoms lvl 300
- Have always the Way of Blue Covenant.
- Chug chug your Estus; it's very important, even if high health.
- Maybe have pyromancy, and Chaos Bed Vestiges of course.
- Stay behind your phantoms.
- Beat the game NOT ALONE - I don't talk of the bosses, but the entire game.
- Chug.
- Go to have now the Farron Greatsword, the Friede's Great Scythe or Ringed Knight Paired Greatswords when you are at lvl 300, to help your new children and to be very COOL.
Dr.Love 4 May, 2019 @ 3:42pm 
Welcome in Dark Souls 3
Uncheer! 20 Mar, 2019 @ 6:43pm 
use claymore with dark infusion and chug
Thabnir  [author] 20 Mar, 2019 @ 3:43pm 
and yet you give the ifunny shit a pass -rep
Me? Mushanga 20 Mar, 2019 @ 2:24am 
How to create a guide: copy paste lots of memes.
Tentaclos101 10 Mar, 2019 @ 3:13am 
u forgot to add "equip the biggest armor you have"
Katsuko 18 Jan, 2018 @ 4:17pm 
lmao, you didnt said anything about lothric great sword
Ajolote 25 Aug, 2017 @ 7:17am 
you need the parry king
Sayouri San UwU 13 Aug, 2017 @ 8:27pm 
You forgot to abuse dex weapons as poise in ds 3 is a joke
The Danish Monk 5 Aug, 2017 @ 11:18am 
you forgot the most important thing. if you have a friend or a blue sentinel, never fight them 1v1. always go for the 2v1