Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to become a pro player in csgo
By Biggie Biggie
so you wanna become a pro player? My boi you have come to the right guide!
   
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Step 1
Change your profile picture to a anime character, you will 100% get that dank deagle aim
Step 2
Change your name to something short and dank like "I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur mom xd" or "Jual king aka ♥♥♥ king" so the other team cries that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ there mothers with your Big Black Deagle
Step 3
When you play you MUST be racist, a bully and ofc a salty ♥♥♥ like MoeTv
Step 4
Throw your keyboard and mouse away like iBUYPOWER did! real pros play with a wii console! so they get that dank aimlock
Step 5
when you win 16:0 because you use that dank wii console you MUST! type "lol xD so ez noobs, ♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur moms xd!!" or "SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ F*CKING ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or just "ez"
Step 6
You must speak russian or you don`t help your team, and if you have a team full of ♥♥♥♥♥ you must speak English that will 100% help you amd your team to 16:0 the other team
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After I did all this dank guide tells you to f*cking do! I rekt all the f*cking noobs in this cancer game!!! JK I just downloaded wall hacks and now I gonna go and kill my self rawr xD
166 Comments
moxer 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:29am 
worked 10/10
🐵🐒ape🍌🦍🦧 22 Mar, 2020 @ 2:54pm 
omg top 10 most anticipated anime sequels of all time am i right gamers:compa:
Emepep 3 Jun, 2018 @ 3:23pm 
The sacred text !!!!
bene 3 Jun, 2018 @ 1:39pm 
this is so right
SeiXX 2 Jun, 2018 @ 12:58pm 
lol
✪Konsta 1 Jun, 2018 @ 9:27am 
+rep
ez f0cking global elite master silver 1
SzD. 31 May, 2018 @ 11:07am 
+rep i get global thx my boyy
ridak坏 31 May, 2018 @ 9:27am 
nice
+rep
Timlyxd 30 May, 2018 @ 9:37am 
gut autist proud of my boi
dx 29 May, 2018 @ 10:41am 
i'm now PussyS and i play in the Fanatic and i'm the leader in game, it is working omg