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How to be Toxic

By Microsoft Word

This guide gives you a detailed explanation on <How to be Toxic in CSGO>

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3 Apr, 2017 @ 4:59am

18 Apr, 2017 @ 4:50am

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Guide Index

Overview

Stage 1 of Toxicity

Stage 2 of Toxicity

Final Stage of Toxicity

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Stage 1 of Toxicity

Hello Recruits of Team Toxicity.I see you have come here to master the skills of being toxic yea?

First up,being toxic proves to be healthy to our human body,it helps to increase your rage level and keeps you under control.I mean,WHO AM I KIDDING?

Now now,enough of this crap.Lets go straight to the point!

Step 1→Play a game with your friends.[Preferably higher ranking friends]

Step 2→Choose maps that you have the LOWEST Fps on/Maps you don't really play on

Step 3→DO NOT turn on your battery charger.Just don't.

Step 4→Next go to your console <~>,type in fps_max 1.Trust me,this works.

Step 5→Lay back in a chair without backrest,preferably a hard chair with no armrest too!

Step 6→Now,here is the important step and you gotta do this carefully.Since YOU are the ONE with control over the mic,Shout this
—NOOB GGEZ
—YOU SUCKKKKK
—PFFT,I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING
—EZ GAME I CLOSE MY EYES
—SO NOOOOOB?

Step 7→Throw Molotov on yourself every start of a round.

Step 8→Rage at people who died after you die

Step 9→Talk irrelevant things like your studies and dog or whatever.

Step 10→Talk to yourself by asking yourself questions that you know the answer already.

Step 11→Shout and the mic/Scream at a high pitch if necessary.

Step 12 to be revealed at Stage 2

Stage 2 of Toxicity

The More expertised steps

-Drink bleach,lots of it.<Preferably a 10Litre bottle>

-Call someone to make you angry,I mean,ANGRY=TRIGGERED=TOXIC Right?

-Next,DO NOT . DO NOT kill anyone in the match.Let your teammates do it for you.I mean,that is what friends are for right?

-Watch some kiddy shows like Barbie Girl?Or Bob the Builder?You really need to get super bored in order to be Toxic.

-Heh heh,here comes the step where no one can master.Abuse the mic power.Play some really loud music that can blast a guy's ear.Then,turn the volume up to 100%.Sit back and enjoy your teammates crying out loud.Haha[/b]

Final Stage of Toxicity

The Master Level [Level 100]

Welcome to the Hall of Champs,where only 0.0001% of you reading this are entitled to.
Here,a secret scroll is being revealed.Be sure to hold on to your scalp.

Oh Mah Oh Rah
Ohlah,Ohkoh,Omen
Sic,Die,Toxic
Yahu,Godu,Sehun
Oh Rah Oh Mah
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,Yous sick mah duck
OhLah,Olaf,Ohhuh,
Aiye Swear to be thou Team

↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
You need to remember this.Very important.A spell would take place.

Then,you get the strange feeling of you floating into the air.Maybe a little tickling?
Don't worry,it is normal.You are getting the Toxic level of 100.
Have fun abusing the power![/b]

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