Now your spouse is calling you for a divorce.
“Finally,” you reply,
“Took Long Enough” She says.

She doesn't understand, how could she not understand Giuseppe…
It makes me want to do a lot of big butt poops. So I did, it felt amazing, it changed everything. I was a god that did some hallucinogenic drugs and aggressively pooped. Until finally, the “Shrine” was satisfied.

Picture Of The God


My mission was to bring back my butt’s full power with butt viagra. So I went home to do a salmon massage on my butt…

Bad idea because it smells like something very arousing. Anyway, I found some of those hallucinogenic drugs, they made me question the existence of my wife. (The cupcake one)

(Drug-Induced Dream)
A kobold came and ran away. It came again, and ran away. “Look behind you!” Says A Nearby Stranger.
“It’s a giuseppe!” You Scream.
“No, it’s a kobold! Replies The Stranger.
You throw a dagger on him, but he dodges.
You throw a stone and / or pokeball.

“Hey, wake up!” Says an Old Lady...

What if you don’t? But you do.
You wake up in your local bakery, and find your (cupcake) wife eating your little child. You join in, and it’s delicious, so, so delicious. So delicious that it blew your socks off, and your clothes.

Old Lady at Bakery: “Made me blush at 69, I even wet myself”

(30 Years Later)
You wake up with a lot of Space Bears who are in a swamp. Out of nowhere comes an ogre, he grabs one or two beers, that’re out of date, and quite expired. By 237 years actually. “Eh, who cares.” The Ogre Belches Out.
And with that, smile on, they drank it with some blueberries. Then the Space-Bears stole a bike from the ogre, and were chased by its mom. They choked on a space bee, and then died.

They respawned in the city, the freakin’ end, that was, until citizens noticed them and hardly farted in agonizing pain. But they did, and thus the other “Shrine” was completed. The Now Space Humans found the way into your heart, then ate a big ol’ pile of cat food (enemy’s tears - flavoured) and then died. The End?

Not before release, with the apocalypse slowly approaching us and all, and the fate of Horatio's new farmhouse being at stake.
Meanwhile in France, Vuffy the Vampiress and a goat are playing Castle Crashers, but the goat didn’t level strength, so they decided to troll Yosef. So they took his dual axes from his pants and ate them. Yosef got angry, his face got red and he blushed.

It was obvious that he was still a virgin trying to hide his "boat" because it’s too long to fit in this damn spandex pants-suit. So he just rubs it gently against his girlfriend, Horatio. She notices this pickle in his spandex laced suit unlike the other man’s (the one hiding amongst the bedroom cabinets). The reason why she notices being not yet known, because this all took place in France.

Since it’s France, it’s time they ate a big churo, its taste was very, very, salty with quite a sweet aftertaste. It also tasted of bazzle, time, and aged cupcake.

Meanwhile, Pipistrella went on a Big, Big, Boat. It was Sofia’s favorite lovers “boat”. Sofia came in while this was happening, and everyone died, except for the people who didn’t, which are, the not dead ones. Including Pipistrella, Sofia, and Sofias Lover. Sofia then takes off the lovers pants and gently kisses him.

They die too, and then almost everyone resurrects and are zombies.
Meanwhile, in Pipistrella’s pile of dead bodies,
Pipistrella wanders, looking for Sofia. She finds Sofia wearing some “boat-worthy” attire with the lover, Pipistrella is turned on. He wasn't ready though, and is now dead.
What does Pipistrella do?

She decides that spandex is her friend, so she grabs Sofias off of her, but dies instantly. (to the millisecond)
“Thats it folks” Said the remaining Space-Bear and Giuseppe simultaneously.
The End.

Directed By Vampire Dance Class
Co-Directors: The Community, Bloody Oath Nerds, What The Heck Inc.

A new episode next week at: The spooky closet, hosted by Hatty and the Society For Hallucinogenic Drugs

A week later…
The show’s funding cancelled, Hatty becomes alcoholic and dates Horatio.
The End.