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15 Mar 2017 @ 21:19
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Abyss Gravepit

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Abyss Gravepit is a deathcare structure in which the word "care" is facetious. You can find it in your medical panel.

Dead bodies are useless and empty. Human mourning is arbitrary and meaningless under the grand machinations of our Dark Lord. Bring them to the pit.

Let's be honest, dead bodies are like garbage. They get in the way, they smell bad, and most people want to get them out of their sight as soon as possible

The Abyss Gravepit is a bottomless pit in pagan burial grounds we've taken to using for quick disposal of corpses developed into a very clean and cost-effective form of deathcare. Instead of taking up space, we just chuck all the dead bodies down the hole and we never see them again use the square footage economically, allowing space for our beautiful gardens. A small team of resident sorcerers help contain demonic forces expelled from the pit so they do not spread to the surrounding area helpers put great care toward your deceased loved one. Our grounds are haunted. Two years ago we dropped a long-range probe into the pit. It fell for 3 days, 34 minutes, and 58 seconds before its feed abruptly cut. This place is evil. are beautiful and our staff is friendly. When the time comes, our Dark Lord will rise from the pit. The horsemen will come and carry you away. The firehell of War, the bloodhell of Pestilence, the witherhell of Famine, and the voidhell of Death await those who are not carried away by their gods. Gods do not listen to pleas. The Dark Lord knows this. The Dark Lord understands. If you wish to be spared the hells, do not be afraid. Call us.
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tom 11 Mar 2021 @ 6:23 
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
JawssTech 24 Kas 2020 @ 20:01 
One of the best descriptions I've ever read.
snowanderson5th 1 Tem 2018 @ 5:28 
Not going to use at risk of having deamons in my backyard, but will say I prefer being chucked in a hole when I die, no point making a big fuss over it, I'm not using my body anymore. Thanks for reminding me about the Dark Lord, I'm behind on my sacrfices to Father Christmas.
Dave 10 Haz 2017 @ 17:38 
Ditto. Who could resist the Dark Lord?
StainlessSteelCynic 20 May 2017 @ 7:27 
Subscribed on the strength of the description. :steamhappy: