Easily the most reconizible creatures of 2fort, the gibus snipers often stay 99% of there entire life scoped in. Though it may be weak with it's bad aiming skills, they gain strengh by staying in large groups, making any sniper on the opposing team traumatized. Another weakness that they have is that they are completly oblivious to the world around them, making them targets of spys and scouts, and with that reason alone most gibus snipers don't stay alive for too long.

Very similiar to the gibus snipers, the gibus engineers live in massive groups in the intelligence room, or rarely very close to the spawn room. Because of these engineers, most players completly
give up on capturing the inteligence after being traumatized by 5 level 3 sentrys obliterating the target. But if i spy saps there buildings, they never kill the spy nor know who the spy is, only the sapper is the one removed. Because of that, spys can kill entire colonys of gibus engineers, making them the same life as the gibus sniper. As they currently are extinct, you can help conserve these beatifull engineers by joining the G.E.W.P group.

Although EXTREMLY rare, the wild hoovy still sometimes lurks around in the sewers of 2fort, giving
sandviches to everyone they meet. The reason they are extinct is very simple: Because of the amount of new players in 2fort, people think he is a threat and kill him before he can even react, so only expirenced players can find and conga/kazotsky/mannrobic with the rare hoovy.

Although in the few weeks they have been dropping in numbers, the pyroshark still to this day lurks around the waters of 2fort, making any unfortunate player that dropped in that water recieve a nice critical neon annihilator hit to the face. Although most of them swim alone, very unfortunate people has seen pyrosharks in groups, making any player in the water free food for them, You think'd his weaknesss would be mobility, but there evolved form makes that "no mobily weakness" a mere myth. Which is also our next species btw fyi.

Ah, yes the wild detonator pyroshark. Having the same rarity as the hoovy, the detonator pyroshark is an evolved form of the pyroshark, with sharing the same habitat as the hoovy, it lives in the sewers. Using its advenced detonator the detonator pyroshark can surf on walls to cover huge distances in very little time. Because of this, no prey can outspeed him, making any target that comes to the sewers, a unfortunate outcome. But, research says that they are EXTREMLY rare, just like the hoovy, so don't worry about it. One of our researches manage to find footage of this wild creature, but as you probably guessed it, he's dead also.

Now that we've covered that all the underground of 2fort, let's talk about they roof of 2fort: the habitat of the rarest of the 2fort creatures, the insane engineer. The insane engineer has found a way to fly and put all of his buildings on the roof of 2fort, making snipers dead in seconds. Although we have no footage nor images, players have observed how they do such insanity: They first build a level 3 sentry of the balcony of there base, then they do an advanced mangler rocket jump with there sentry; and then finnally, with there rescure range, they pickup there building and place it on the rood, followed up by a dispenser to heal and regenerate ammo, and finnally, a teleporter to make his team at an advantage. But dont worry, only 7 insane engineers live around the world, so don't worry about it.

Ah, yes, the anti-fun engineers, these little ♥♥♥- i mean these little creatures, have only one purpouse in there live, and that is to annoy EVERYONE around them. They abuse the most horrible of things, as placing mini-sentrys on water (vomits) abusing the short circuit (vomits a little more) gets 4 kills and 7 assists on mini-sentry with the frontier justice equiped to get a metric loadton of crits (vomits entire body and skeleton)... so yeah, these little ♥♥♥- i mean creatures are the most annoying little pieces of sh- i mean these annoying little engineers should be killed as fast as possible, and if you dedicate your life to killing them, we will love you forever.

As the evolved form of the hoovy, the pootis bird has the same rarety as the hoovy, but has somehow evolved into the most friendly dispenser spammin sandvich giving magnificient bird you will ever see. You rarerely see them in 2fort, as most miggrate to community servers as our next subject, is growing faster then any species in 2fort.

Ah, yes, these little motherfu- i mean these little creatures are almost as annoying as the anti-fun engineer, but instead of annoying everyone, they will kill ANYONE they meet, and try there hardest to win. (but srly who tf plays the objective on 2fort) these little ♥♥♥- creatures will kill even the most extinct of species, such as the hoovy and the pootis bird, and if they se an insane engineer, they will most likely switch to loch-n-load demo or direct hit soldier and focus that one engineer for the rest of the game because he got killed once. You can often see a tryhard if: They are a scout with lime/pink cosmetics, soldier with the team captain or a sniper with the anger. These are just a few exemples of tryhards cosmetics, because they are growing non-stop in 2fort.

Having a deep hatred to snipers, the terrorist demo will always focus the snipers on the opposing team, by flying to them in insane speeds, leaving no time for the snipers to realize that they are already decapitated. The Terrorist Demos often use the B.A.S.E Jumper, the sticky jumper and the eyelander. (And, if you're lucky enough, you may find one with the pan!). But, just the same as the insane engineer, only a few of them are in the world, about 100-200 to be exact. So, if you're a sniper that encounter of these terrorist demos, might as well switch to direct hit soldier or something. We could'nt find iamges of these rare creatures, but one of our researchers has found footage of this rare creature, and guess what? He's dead.

Born from a glitch, the spycrabs are the mutated forms of the normal spy, but instead beign friendly and probably with 46 broken bones in his body. Many people can never see a spycrab in there lifes, as they have the same fate as the hoovy and pootisbird, beign killed by tryhards, But, if you're lulcky enough you can see them wondering around the bridge of 2fort. If you want to help out endengered spycrabs, please kill every tryhard that comes near the spycrab, as there numbers are dropping faster and faster each day.

Ah, yes, the most interesting creatures of 2fort, the taunt killer. These creatures will often seek newly born gibus snipers, and rarerly the pootis bird. These creatures abuse the fact that the gibus sniper spends 99& of their life scoped in, to go for the taunt kill, and with the pootis bird, since they spend most of their time crouched, taunting with its friend, the taunt killers has a free taunt kill with that one weakness. One of our researchers has obeserved these creatures for years, and has recently made a graphic of what class they play to taunt kill the gibus snipers. Have a look:

TAUNT KILLERS CLASS:

67% = Huntsman
17% = Demoknight
7% = Battlemedic
5% = Laughing Heavy
2% = Suicidal Soldier
1.9% = Guitar Hero Engineer
0.00000000000001% Spyhards

And our last creature that lives on 2fort, one of the most special ones in fact, the M8 is a rar--- ---.. / .. ... / .-.. --- ...- . .-.-.- / -- ---.. / .. ... / .-.. .. ..-. . .-.-.- / - .... . / -- ---.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .-. ..- .-.. . / .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / ..--- ..-. --- .-. - / .- -. -.. / - .... . / -... .- -.. .-.. .- -. -.. ... --..-- / - .... . / -- ---.. / ... . . -- ... / .-.. .. -.- . / .- / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. .-.. -.-- / -.-. .-. . .- - ..- .-. . --..-- / -... ..- - / .. - / .. ... / - .... . / --- -- ... - / -.. . .- -.. .-.. -.-- / --- ..-. / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-. .-. . .- - ..- .-. . ... .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / .... .- .. .-.. / -- ---.. .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / .... .- .. .-.. / -- ---.. .-.-.- ALL HAIL M8. ALL HAIL M8. I REPEAT. ALL HAIL M8.

- SoundSmithTF2
- sketchek

Holy crap, i though this was gonna be another one of those guides that would get lost lol. Anyways, since people really enjoyed the creatures of 2fort, i might expand this series. I think im gonna start on Hightower next, since i have a lot of experience on that map. And then maybe, idk, badlands? Anyways, thanks for going on this journey. May we meet again in Hightower.

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