WARNING: ODDLY ENOUGH THIS IS ALL JUST A JOKE. (or IS it?) DON'T GET YOUR JIMMIES IN A TWIST.

THIS "GUIDE" IS ALSO JUST FOR FUN AND WILL NOT BE SUBMITTED AS A JOKE SCP. I MYSELF HAVEN'T INDULGED THAT MUCH INTO THE FORMAT OF SCP DOCUMENTS; I'M JUST A FAN.

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SCP-25|555 was originally a marketing idea created by the company known as "Lalve Corporations," where they made many, many variations and versions of SCP-25|555 through unknown processes and sold them to the public for "a low, low" price of $79.99 each, bestowing upon them the name "the Tiny Desk Engineer." It is shocking to know that this company made SCP-25|555 what it is today, even though Lalve Corporations themselves denies any knowledge towards SCP-25|555's unusual behaviors. Further investigation will be required.

SCP-25|555(-J)

Objective Class: Euclid

SCP-25|555 appears to be a replica of an engineer. Movements consist of clapping, dancing (mostly the Kazotsky Kick and Do-si-do), and shuffling. The only difference SCP-25|555 has from a real engineer is that it is shrunken down to a size of in between four to nine inches in height. SCP-25|555's basic behavior consists of it only dancing. it does not speak, (See September 11 incident) It does not eat, it does not breathe, and it doesn't ever move from its spot where it's dancing. (SCP-25|555 was discovered to suddenly be able to move around in its cell during testing procedures, but it is quite rare.) It seems to enjoy being located in high areas above the ground- mostly on desks and cabinets. They also seem to enjoy riding atop the shoulders of living things. SCP-25|555 and its variants can also build structures very similar to their regular- size counterparts, however they seem to enjoy constructing only dispensers. It is unknown as to why they don't build sentries or teleporters, or if they can. It is also unknown where or how SCP-25|555 and its variants receive the required materials to build said buildings, since they only start building when not under supervision, eye contact, or viewed through camera feed.

SCP-25|555 has been said to be neither mechanical, undead, or living. The research team of the containment chambers have been unable to confirm what exactly SCP-25|555 is. It is currently unknown if SCP-25|555 and its variants think, or if they even have a source of thought or knowledge at all.

SCP-25|555 was considered to be completely harmless- until the incident on September 11 that upgraded them from the "Safe" class to the "Euclid" class.

SCP-25|555 has been recorded to be harmless to humans until provoked or harmed.

An incident involving SCP-25|555 on September 11, ■■■■, caused terror in the containment chambers where a Class-D personnel by the name of [REDACTED] was in a hurry to arrive at their next station. A variant of SCP-25|555 was riding atop their shoulder while doing so. When the Class-D personnel rounded a corner in one of the chambers, the SCP-25|555 variant fell off of their shoulder and hit the ground with unpleasant force. The SCP-25|555 variant then let out a shriek that nearby personnel could have only explained or described as "Texan hollering", while dancing, and still facing the floor. Seconds later, the SCP-25|555 variant violently exploded and sent nearby personnel flying back from the force of the explosion. Only few were injured, however experiencing extreme pain from the blast. One dead.

Further tests have proven that SCP-25|555 variants that are provoked by other variants of themselves will have a chain reaction effect, starting with the variants or the main SCP-25|555 itself. SCP-25|555 and its variants are heavily requested to be contained in a cell with soft- yet durable- padded walls. SCP-25|555 and its variants show no desire to escape their containment and are oddly well- behaved until provoked or attacked. SCP-25|555 and its variants have been noted "not hard to startle or intimidate at all." SCP-25|555's shrieking is so powerful that it causes tremors- resulting in slight damage to structures- near it, however, despite how indubitably loud the shriek is, it doesn't seem to be harmful to the ears of living creatures. The nature and origin of SCP-25|555's suicidal notion of attack or defense is not yet known.

The public is at critical risk of death if their owned variations of SCP-25|555 are not handled or treated properly. Certain actions will need to be taken against LalveCorp, however those specific actions are yet to be determined. As for the Containment Unit, we still insist that all personnel are not to be entering SCP-25|555's cell, unless instructed to do so by further authorities.

Some of you might be confused with SCP-25|555's name. Why is it called that? Well, unlike other SCPs, this particular one has a name in letters...

If you take '25' and match it to the letters in the alphabet, the 25th letter is Y, so the '25' part of the name ID is the letter 'Y.'

Next, by taking '5' and matching it to the letters in the alphabet, you get 'E,' the fifth letter in the alphabet. Repeat this process two more times, and you get 'EEE.'

So, to be simply said, SCP-25|555 translates to SCP-YEEE.

What a strange name...