Somebody once told me Ogre is not a carry
They ain\\\\\\\'t the sharpest tool in the shed
Mid was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of a \\\"?\\\" on her forehead

Well, the MMR keeps coming and it don\\\\\\\'t stop coming
Fed to the Peruvians and I hit the ground running
\\\"Didn\\\\\\\'t make sense\\\" said our brainless mid
Your MMR gets up and their hope gets down

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