VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action

VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action

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Drink list and tutorial
By Jakkus
A quick run-down of the 24 drinks in the game
   
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Intro
I just wanted to have a handy printable list of all the drinks in the game, so I figured I'd make and share one.
Explanation
Each drink has a name, price, recipe, category list and description.
The recipe section is a simplified description of the steps you need to make to get the drink.

First there's the ingredient list with quantities ("opt" stands for "Optional", so add however much you want).
A - Adelhyde, B - Bronson Extract, P - Powdered Delta, F - Flanergide, K - Karmotrine

ICE and AGE stand for "On the rocks" and "Aged", the buttons on the left of the ingredients.

MIX and BLEND tell you the preparation time, if you need a Mixed drink just press the "Mix" button and the "Done" button in sequence, and if it's a Blended drink press "Mix", wait for the shaker to increase its speed and then it's "Done"

If you screw up, well, that's what the "Reset" button is for.

You can make a drink "Big" by doubling the quantity of each ingredient (you cannot make Big version of drinks with more than 10 total ingredient parts).

You can always add Karmotrine to a drink, but be aware that's the alcoholic component of the drink, so you patrons will get drunk faster the more K you add.
Drink List
Cocktail name
Price
Ingredients
Preparation
Descriptors
Description
Bad touch
$250
2B 2P 2F 4K
ICE MIX
Sour, classy, vintage
"We're nothing but mammals after all."
Beer
$200
1A 2B 1P 2F 4K
MIX
Bubbly, classy, vintage
"Traditionally-brewed beer has become a luxury, but this one's pretty close to the real deal..."
Bleeding Jane
$200
1B 3P 3F
BLEND
Spicy, classic, sobering
"Say the name of this drink three times in front of a mirror and you'll look like a fool."
Bloom light
$230
4A 1P 2F 3K
AGE ICE MIX
Spicy, promo, bland
"It's so unnecessarily brown..."
Blue fairy
$170
4A 1F optK
AGE MIX
Sweet, girly, soft
"One of these will make all your teeth turn blue. Hope you brushed them well."
Brandtini
$250
6A 3P 1K
AGE MIX
Sweet, classy, happy
"8 out of 10 smug a**holes would recommend it but they're too busy being smug a**holes."
Cobalt velvet
$280
2A 3F 5K
ICE MIX
Bubbly, classy, burning
"It's like champagne served on a cup that had a bit of cola left."
Crevice spike
$140
2P 4F optK
BLEND
Sour, manly, sobering
"It will knock the drunkenness out of you or knock you out cold."
Flaming Moai
$150
1A 1B 2P 3F 5K
MIX
Sour, classy
SECRET DRINK
Fluffy dream
$170
3A 3P optK
AGE MIX
Sour, girly, soft
"A couple of these will make your tongue feel velvet-y. More of them and you'll be sleeping soundly."
Fringe weaver
$260
1A 9K
AGE MIX
Bubbly, classy, strong
"It's like drinking ethylic alcohol with a spoonful of sugar."
Frothy water
$150
1A 1B 1P 1F
AGE MIX
Bubbly, classic, bland
"PG_rated shows' favorite Beer ersatz since 2040."
Grizzly temple
$220
3A 3B 3P 1K
BLEND
Bitter, promo, bland
"This one's kinda unbearable. It's mostly for fans of the movie it was used in"
Gut punch
$80
5B 1F optK
AGE MIX
Bitter, manly, strong
"It's supposed to mean "a punch made of innards", but the name actually describes what you feel while drinking it."
Marsblast
$170
6B 1P 4F 2K
BLEND
Spicy, manly, strong
"One of these is enough to leave your face red like the actual planet."
Mercury blast
$250
1A 1B 3P 3F 2K
ICE BLEND
Sour, classy, burning
"No thermometer was harmed in the creation of this drink."
Moonblast
$180
6A 1P 1F 2K
ICE BLEND
Sweet, girly, happy
"No relation to the Hadron cannon you can see on the moon for one week every month."
Piano man
$320
2A 3B 5P 5F 3K
ICE MIX
Sour, promo, strong
"this drink does not represent the opinions of the Bar Pianists Union or its associates."
Piano woman
$320
5A 5B 2P 3F 3K
AGE MIX
Sweet, promo, happy
"It was originally called Pretty Woman, but too many people complained there should be a Piano Woman if there was a Piano Man."
Piledriver
$160
3B 3F 4K
MIX
Bitter, manly, burning
"It doesn't burn as hard on the tongue but you better not have a sore throat when drinking it..."
Sparkle star
$150
2A 1P optK
AGE MIX
Sweet, girly, happy
"They used to actually sparkle, but too many complaints about skin problems made them redesign the drink without the sparkling."
Sugar rush
$150
2A 1P optK
MIX
Sweet, girly, happy
"Sweet, light and fruity. As girly as it gets."
Sunshine cloud
$150
2A 2B optK
ICE BLEND
Bitter, girly, soft
"Tastes like old chocolate milk with its good smell intact. Some say it tastes like caramel too..."
Suplex
$160
4B 3F 3K
ICE MIX
Bitter, manly, burning
"A small twist on the Piledriver, putting more emphasis on the tongue burning and less on the throat burning."
Zen star
$210
4A 4B 4P 4F 4K
ICE MIX
Sour, promo, bland
"You'd think something so balanced would actually taste nice... you'd be dead wrong."[/table]
10 Comments
FluxGoJuice 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41am 
King Harkinian Laff.webp
Jakkus  [author] 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57am 
Seven years later, I remembered to put the drinks in a table
TRUCK MONTH 19 Feb, 2017 @ 7:00pm 
@UK_John

Are you blending the drink or mixing it? Mixing involves shaking it for less than 5 seconds. Hope this helps.
UK_John 17 Feb, 2017 @ 1:35pm 
I just bought this game and am failing at my first drink! How are you supposed to know all the above in the game?!
syncsy 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:36pm 
Thanks, was trying to figure out the time for mix and blend.
Andre_PC 13 Jan, 2017 @ 6:00pm 
Well it makes faster to check it here than in-game. But I agree, it needs a better presentation, the keywords (one thing that's really cumbersome to check on the recipe book) and would be nice to add the extra drinks.
Mango 2 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54pm 
I mean...this isn't wrong? But it serves no purpose to repeat the exact same info you have at disposal in game, in a much more organized fashion. :sleepyjill:
Auroar 20 Dec, 2016 @ 3:15pm 
Would be better as a table.
Zaploid 15 Nov, 2016 @ 10:19am 
Adding the Flaming Maoi would make this more helpful.
adam shirt h&m 8 Nov, 2016 @ 4:30pm 
i don't see how this helps but okay