DIFFICULTY
Aside from 1 achievement, all achievements can be obtained on any difficulty you like

GLITCHES
Some achievements are glitched and is currently a guessing game as to whether or not they work. Keep relaunching the game and trying if a certain achievement doesn't pop

These are the achievements that you will unlock for simply beating the game. These will be unlocked on any difficulty so take your time, have fun and enjoy the voice acting


Achievements unlocked in this guide

Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time.

Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales.

Wot u looking at
Play as Darren for the first time.

Hello, my name is Keeneth
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!

Big Deal
Complete Swindon.

Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time.

Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game.

Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 Corridor.

Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence.

Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence.

Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence.

Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.

Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.

Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.

Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?

Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

This Can't Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

Oh I Give Up
All this counting is boring.

No tips or tricks needed because you just need to play the game normally, like no effort at all

TIPS
Taking it From Behind
-Hit all campers from the top to make sure you don't accidentally hit them from the sides

Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester.
-Simple, just die to the Harvester

The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
-Do this during the First part of the Level and hang around the ocean till the body appears

Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap
-You must choose 'Loud' or else it won't work
-Do this on the easiest difficulty to avoid accidentally picking up soap

TIPS
Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap.
-To know when he has completed his rap, wait till he repeats the first line
-Do squares to avoid killing him

Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
-The Tank is designed to avoid scenery so make sure to fence the Tank in so that it is forced to run over the scenery (The Tank won't cross your Snake Tail)

TIPS
Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four portraits on the walls.

Jimmy Carr’s Accountant
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
-Do this on the easiest difficulty to make it easier to complete

GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations.
-Just mash 'E' till you get it

Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
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ReElection Special
Die as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
-Just crash into the Thames when you start (10 times)

Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
-Hang around the London Eye so you don't miss it

Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
-Hang around the Big Ben so you don't miss it

Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
-You can cross it 50 times normally or farm around the top right corner

IMPORTANT Make sure to set your difficulty to 'Dark Souls Mode' or else you will have wasted your time

Anyway here are some important notes and recommendations

IMPORTANT
-At any point you die, you'll start the level all over again (Unless you get to the Heist, in that case you'll begin at the start of the Heist)
-From what I've heard hitting the Rat will cause you to crash... so don't do that

RECOMMENDATIONS
-I recommend doing 'Wales' as it is the easiest one to do
-I recommend you replay the level and tweak the difficulty to ease up to 'Dark Souls Mode'

That's about it

-FingerRocks