Wild Animal Racing

Wild Animal Racing

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How to win everytime at Wild Animal Racing!
By budsterbud
How to beat all your friends at the amazing game that is Wild Animal Racing
   
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Learning how to Play!
We first need to cover why you bought this. It is important to make sure that you need to find your nearest charity organization, and give them all your money. This is because you clearly don't know what you are doing. Next, delete the game.
Ending your life Easily!
I would highly suggest razors, as they are cheap and easy to hide from your strict mother. Simply place it upon your keyboard and pull. Your keyboard will feel the pain and suffering you brought upon your computer hard drive. Next is the screen, and followed by that yourself.
Donating for Charities
Remember the charity I spoke about? Well turns out I myself own a charity organization. Feel free to add me and send me a skin or a case. I am the proud owner of the Jewish House of Mentally Dead (Ill, Diseased, and Literally Dead).
Thank you!
13 Comments
Spradic Zoom 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm 
Great guide! I would give you a skin for your charity but I already gave all my money to charity in step 1.
lumberjack 23 Oct, 2017 @ 12:15pm 
But nobody said Wild Animal Racing was bad
Sgt. Stroker 27 Sep, 2017 @ 2:37pm 
fuck you for sayiing this masterpiece is bad
im deed 28 Jul, 2017 @ 8:55pm 
i say best game 2016 i have been playing this game for atleast 2 hours trying to get split screen
achivements and its hard because i dont have any friends that want to play this amazing game i dont know why
I eat hackers for breakfast 25 Jun, 2017 @ 10:51am 
screw you
Tsundere Addict 25 Apr, 2017 @ 6:06pm 
I just bought this game. It only took one race and now I am hooked for life. I cannot wait for the sequel. I am going to buy as much muchandise as I can and give him all my money. I am scared for life this is not a joke. Plz kill me now.
djdesu 1 Jul, 2016 @ 9:45pm 
But how do you win everytime?
budsterbud  [author] 29 Jun, 2016 @ 8:56pm 
@Cahns He already commited the deed. There is no return.
Thanks guys 29 Jun, 2016 @ 8:54pm 
I wonder how much the Giraffe costs to hire
budsterbud  [author] 29 Jun, 2016 @ 8:53pm 
@Cahns I do believe he has been assasinated by the Giraffe in this game.