Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star

Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star

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How to enjoy romantic intercourse with sexy pigeons
By Maxisagay
Many people find the subtle musk and flirtatious attitude of pigeons to be irrisistable, and this guide is here to show you how to act on your natural desires.
   
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Why are you sexually attracted to pigeons?


Many people find themselves both baffled and confused when they first discover their sexual attraction to pigeons, and it takes them a long time to come to terms with the fact.


What you need to know is that a love for pigeons is completley natural and acceptable, and should be acted on immedietly.


How to find the perfect pigeon for you.



When searching for true love among pigeons, you must first consider the bait used to tempt a pigeon in your direction. Many pigeons have a love for specific foods, grains and seeds, but your starting point in terms of temptation should always be pudding.




A pigeons love for pudding can often overcome all other desires, so placing one in your general area can get you a mate within seconds.
Engaging in intercourse.
The final step in this attempt is, of course, intercourse.

Once your mate has been located (with conveinient placement of pudding or other foods) prepare them for the occasion.





Make sure to take things slowly and gently, easing into the action as you go.





Finally, just enjoy your night of sexy activity!



102 Comments
hya 25 May, 2024 @ 8:45am 
I was a young boy writing these comments, and after all these years I'm an old woman
Raine06 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:58pm 
Just two sentences in and I decided to stop, not because I hated it, but because this is too funny to read alone. I have to subject my Discord friends to this.
hya 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32am 
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Frosst! 23 Feb, 2022 @ 5:40pm 
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Snail Molester 22 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am 
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Snail Molester 6 Jul, 2021 @ 2:31pm 
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hya 6 Jul, 2021 @ 8:53am 
God this guide's comments are dead
hya 31 Dec, 2019 @ 10:26am 
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Snail Molester 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:10am 
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