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How 2 (NOT) capture a lizard
Av _leprosy_scab5 och 1 medverkande
A simple guide about how to capture and care for a lizard!
   
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Step 1:
Travel to the NWAF and find a guy that is shooting at ppl and zombies and shoot him! Don't worry he will heal over time.

Step 2:
Drag him into a cell and let him starve. If he starts making noises and bend his head then its time to feed him but be careful if you don't feed him then he will die.


Step 3:
Now you must poke it with a syringe. This is going to make it fall asleep.


While it sleeps you can clothe the lizard and even groom him!
Step 4:
When you want to release the lizard forever then simply open his cell and doors. He should come out but it will take some time. Please be patient! When he goes outside please do not make him do stupid stuff and just make him go to NWAF to die :)
Step 5 (OPTIONAL):
Go back for the lizard and skin his ass
53 kommentarer
_leprosy_scab5  [skapare] 28 feb, 2019 @ 9:19 
oke watafak
Ssa 26 feb, 2019 @ 18:22 
I love morphine suppositories.
_leprosy_scab5  [skapare] 3 jan, 2018 @ 5:53 
isis?
Shrood 16 dec, 2017 @ 14:23 
I took part in creating this guide i telekenisised it to you
_leprosy_scab5  [skapare] 16 dec, 2017 @ 4:44 
wait wtf is this pic for guide
beetlehead  [skapare] 10 dec, 2017 @ 18:21 
wait how do you delete a comment?
beetlehead  [skapare] 10 dec, 2017 @ 18:20 
i fingered my dog
Alpha 23 maj, 2017 @ 8:26 
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01 19 maj, 2017 @ 1:34 
DАУZ:steamsad:
Cellofellow 18 maj, 2017 @ 15:22 
10/10 Guide. My lizard lived an entire restart!