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How 2 (NOT) capture a lizard
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A simple guide about how to capture and care for a lizard!
   
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Step 1:
Travel to the NWAF and find a guy that is shooting at ppl and zombies and shoot him! Don't worry he will heal over time.

Step 2:
Drag him into a cell and let him starve. If he starts making noises and bend his head then its time to feed him but be careful if you don't feed him then he will die.


Step 3:
Now you must poke it with a syringe. This is going to make it fall asleep.


While it sleeps you can clothe the lizard and even groom him!
Step 4:
When you want to release the lizard forever then simply open his cell and doors. He should come out but it will take some time. Please be patient! When he goes outside please do not make him do stupid stuff and just make him go to NWAF to die :)
Step 5 (OPTIONAL):
Go back for the lizard and skin his ass
53 kommenttia
_leprosy_scab5  [tekijä] 28.2.2019 klo 9.19 
oke watafak
Ssa 26.2.2019 klo 18.22 
I love morphine suppositories.
_leprosy_scab5  [tekijä] 3.1.2018 klo 5.53 
isis?
Shrood 16.12.2017 klo 14.23 
I took part in creating this guide i telekenisised it to you
_leprosy_scab5  [tekijä] 16.12.2017 klo 4.44 
wait wtf is this pic for guide
beetlehead  [tekijä] 10.12.2017 klo 18.21 
wait how do you delete a comment?
beetlehead  [tekijä] 10.12.2017 klo 18.20 
i fingered my dog
Alpha 23.5.2017 klo 8.26 
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01 19.5.2017 klo 1.34 
DАУZ:steamsad:
Cellofellow 18.5.2017 klo 15.22 
10/10 Guide. My lizard lived an entire restart!