"Onto the great Prophet Gollum he said the 10 Diddlements.
Thou shall praise Diddles
Thou shall only accept Diddles and Diddles Only.
Thou shall sacrefice the blood of a virgin daily and pray to Lord Diddles every 4 hours with a special pray when the time reaches ''13:37''.
If thou defy Lord Diddles or his holy name you shall be smited.
If thou commit monstrocities as defying Diddles or not giving cupcakes you shall be smited.
Mighty lord Diddles is always right.
Mighty lord Diddles may do what he wishes.
If thou killth cat thou shall be granted eternal pain.
If thou killth thou shall be sent to the underworld.
If thou is a kind person thou shall be sent to Diddles Garden.
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