This is a haha funny joke so if you don't like haha funny jokes you might as well leave now but in which case you want to see the worst humor ever on the internet come on ahead.(We also do not support self harm at all it's just our terrible humor)

First off, I'd like you all to check your birth certificates. This is very important seeing as we can't get much info from you yourself but, yes from your birth certificate. Now if your name is either Forrest, Hunter, Jacob, Jakob (Yes with a K), or Alex (In extreme cases), you have already become the most toxic people in the CS:GO community and you have to no longer read any further than what you have. Now besides that we have more steps for those of you who don't have any of those names.

At first you might think that screaming is bad, but if you're becoming a toxic player, just scream, yes scream, scream all you can, scream until your friends don't love you anymore. You can call people Cancer, Weeaboo f|a|g|g|o|t(s), or any other name you want, those are some good steps to becoming toxic! Now if someone is playing bad or there mic is terrible call them Cancer (you will most likely do this if your name is Jacob with a C), If their profile picture or name is anime related call them a Weeaboo or a weeb f|a|g|g|o|t. Screaming is the best part of being Toxic you will learn to love this so much that the eternal void of missery and your friends slowly drift away from you. you'll end up feeling like nothing anymore. You will start to sound like this to your friends I have added this so that way you will become immune to any form of mocking.

Now, when becoming a toxic player you do risk many things and the number one thing is friends, yes friends of all sorts, real friends and internet friends. You will experince a hypothetical mass genocide of your friends leaving you. What you should do is.

1. Cry yourself to sleep
2. Keep away from your IRL friends that play with you online, they probably hate you now.
3. Cut yourself each and every night
4. Continue to cry yourself to sleep at nigh
5. Drink an ounce of bleach a day to slowly grow immunity.
6. Finally kill yourself, because you've lost all your friends and no longer know what to do with yourself

When you are a salty ♥♥♥♥ you will be roasted but that's OK. Just tell the people roasting you to shut up then cry a little then leave. If your being doxed just scream and cry and threaten to sue. Now if the roast turn personal like say you have ADHD and there roasting you on that just turn around and say of you say that agin I'll sue you becuase making fun of someone with ADHD is a hate crime, it's really not but make sure they belive you, this trick goes the same with diabetes ADD and even some more serious diseases like Cancer.