Counter-Strike 2

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How to become a Russian?
By Папиллома
This guide is written by a real Russian (♥♥♥♥♥♥) so sorry for my bad London
How to become a Russian? It is very hard to find an answer but I'll try... Lets start :-)

STEP1/ You need to start learning Russian and forget your own language - if u dont have this opportunity you, fortunately, will not become a Russian(joke). One can just change their nickname into Russian using our letters. Every translator will easilly guide you. Examples of Russian nicknames: " Банан в моей заднице " - " Banana in my booty ", " Ненавижу Путина " - "Hate Putin" etc.

STEP 2/ At the begining of each game(not round) you need to scream such words : " Ruskie est' ? " means " Any Russians? " and if noone replies then it is time to say " urghhh " and some rude words in Russian (" Blyat " will do). While the teammates are alive and you are dead, in order to boost their confidence you should say " davai davai " + concentration guaranteed.

STEP 3(Optional)/ Changing your profile image into the photo of USSR/Putin/Russsan flag/Anime charachter will give more respect from other ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Congratulations!!! You have just become a Russian! Everyone will kick and hate u, because you were not taught to speak London) GG my friend



This is my first guide. Leave a like and add to favourites!!!! Thx!!!!! From Russia with love
Upd. on 14.04.2020



   
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4 Comments
pizzalarry 28 Oct, 2017 @ 1:05pm 
Да
nq 8 Jun, 2017 @ 8:53am 
i like very much man
etu 8 Mar, 2017 @ 7:04am 
Th,this help me so much! now i have many russian friend :) suka suka
but i want second guide for you :)
Alumi 13 Jul, 2016 @ 11:09am 
im now russian ?