As the Hardhat Texas Wrench Man, you are capable of creating several buildings.

One you may be famailiar with is a Sentry Gun.
It shoots the enemy gamers even while you aren't, and that's a good thing.















Few Hardhat Texas Wrench Men know and utilize the Teleporter.
It can bring teammate gamers from one place to another.
















The one we will be discussing is the amazing, incredible, indispensible Dispenser.













Capable of giving teammate gamers more bullets. For shooting people. In the face.
It also gives friendly players of the game more health so they can be shot more. And that's good. Being shot isn't good, but having more health is.

Now that you know the simple jobs of The Hardhat Texas Wrench Man...





















LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

Step 1:


Once you become the Hardhat Texas Wrench Man, you will want to walk out of one of these fancy-lookin' doors, as they will bring you out to the battlements.







Step 2:


If you press the 4 key on your real-life keyboard, this strange projection will appear on the screen. This is the hub that allows you to build certain Hardhat Texas Wrench Men machines.







Step 6:


If you press the 2 button on your real-life keyboard, this odd blueprint of a strange rectangular-looking building will appear. If you are lost at this point, it is recommended that you reload the page, and begin reading this guide from the beginning. At this point, you should be finding out where to place your dispenser.






Step 46,791.6:


If you are still on the blueprints, and you've found out where you would like to place your dispenser, click the left-mouse button on your real-life computer mouse; this will begin the long, agonizing process of building a dispenser.






Step *ERROR:NUMBERNOTFOUND*:


As the dispenser progresses, you will see it begin to take shape. Do not panic, as this does not mean the dispenser is about to self-destruct. It also does not mean the dispenser will begin building a sentry gun. Or a teleporter. This is where the waiting game starts.






Step Toast:


The dispenser will start to look like the strange rectangular object from the blueprints. If this is so, then everything is working according to plan. If the dispenser looks as if it is taking the shape of a microwave oven, destroy it, and reread this guide.







Step GREASE MONKEY:


Odd mechanisms will be protruding from the dispenser as it reaches the final stretch of building.
WARNING: If you feel uncomfortable creating this dispenser, or if you think the dispenser will be taken from you by aliens or Frenchmen, destroy it, take off your hardhat, and begin your career of playing the game of Team Fortress 2 as the Austrailan Long-Shoot Man or the Cooker Gas-Mask Man.






Step 7,285,106,463.000000001:


By this step, your dispenser should be fully dispensed. Your team is able to recieve more bullets for shooting people, and recieve more health for being shot. If your dispenser at this point is a refrigerator, check steps 9 through 673,000. That is mostly where it goes wrong.

Congratu-freakin'-lations!

If you have followed all of the steps correctly, and didn't insert a wrench into your cranium, then by process of elimination, you've managed to build a dispenser!














Support your team!
Move that gear up!
Help your friendly Demonstration Man be not dead!
And so much more!
























(Ahem...Emphasis on MOVE THAT GEAR UP)






















So next time you hear...













You'll know what to do!