My enemies.

When I find you, I shall indulge in your blood.

1. Snails can use their shells as shelter. (Or should I say, shell-ter. Sensible chuckle)
2. Snails can not move very fast.
3. Snails are extremely competitive racers, and are known to lose their cool during tournaments.
4. Snails are popular ingredients in cooking, frequenly used to create delecious meals.
5. Snails are incapable of wearing hats.
6. Snails make terrible shoelaces.
7. Snails possess an innate appreciation for spaghetti.
8. Snails, like humans, are afraid of skeletons.
9. Snails are the most trusted ally of spiders.
10. Snails do not have hands.
11. Snails are known to indulge in the literary works of Agatha Christie.
12. Snails cannot do push ups.
13. Snails are very sensitive creatures, and are deeply affected by other snails' words.
14. Snails are terrific rappers.
15. Snails sometimes flip their digestive systems as they mature.
16. Snails sometimes die as they mature.
17. Snails are capable of seeing the future.
18. Snails are incapable of feeling mercy.
19. Snails are often the most dangerous serial killers in existence.
20. Snails prefer to use knives over guns as weapons, and delight in the sounds of agony.
21. Snails make great household pets and are friendly with children.
22. Snails are known for their impeccable fashion sense.
23. Snails are extremely at risk of drug addiction.
24. Snails are distant cousins of penguins.
25. Snails, despite common misconception, are not at all related to slugs.
26. Snails can be found in wet climates, and feast off of children's tears.
27. Snails can grow beards, although their beards are insignificant and peasantly.
28. Snails are internationally recognised as slimy.
29. Snails live on the moon.
30. Snails do not fear death.
31. Snails are banned from participating in soccer.
32. Snails are fantastic at being small.
33. Snails were once hired to model in a Playboy magazine.
34. "Snails" is the 1532nd most commonly used password.
35. "Snails1" is the 1533rd most commonly used password.
36. "Snails" is a bad choice for a password.
37. Snails are awful at tennis.
38. Snails redeem themselves from their terrible tennis skills by excelling in economic research.
39. Snails compose the entire body of the Illuminati.
40. Snails are not impressed by memes. Especially your ones.
41. Snails are indestructible. Their only weakness in salt.
42. Snails, as a result of their only weakness, vehemently avoid League of Legends.
43. Snails fear the number 43 for cultural reasons.
44. Snails believe anime is real.
45. Snails are able to time travel.
46. Snails can survive a nuclear bomb and are immune to radiation.
47. 87% of Snails support the death penalty.
48. Snails can not talk.
49. Snails do not have bones.
50. Snails are the feared predator of the penguin.
51. Snails sometimes screw up flipping their digestive systems around, and it gets stuck halfway.
52. Snails have the power to summon Cthulu at will.
53. Snails are the masterminds behind the fall of Ancient Rome.
54. Snails can be purchased at Wal-mart for $9.99.
55. Snails are frequently coveted pets, but owning a pet snail is illegal.
56. Snails are the most murderous of all animals.
57. Snails hide the release date of Half-Life 3 inside their shells.
58. Snails can sense your fear, and it sexually arouses them.
59. Snails are able to read your mind when you sneeze.
60. Snails do not exist in the region of Florida after a legal dispute with the Disney Corporation.
61. Snails, since 1998, are not allowed to be portrayed on Television.
62. Snails possess an innate talent for consuming flesh.
63. Snails search for those marked with their symbol, the Snail Trail.
64. Snails hunt those marked with 'Snail Trails' relentlessly until their prey is savagely murdered.
65. Snails can operate sniper rifles 20% more efficiently than humans.
66. Snails are the true masterminds behind the Jedi slaughter.
67. Snails can read and write English 80% more effectively than humans on average.
68. Snails never forget. They remember your sins.
69. Snails disapprove of childish and unrefined humour.
70. Snails have surrounded my house. My snail trail is glowing.
71. Snails have broken down my door. I make my last stand here.
72.S n a i l s a r e v i c t o r i o u s.