• 2 ƒucking eggs• some ƒucking salt and pepper• ƒucking chives• 1 ƒucking knob of ƒucking butter

Heat the ƒucking butter in the ƒucking omelette pan.
ƒucking break the ƒucking eggs into a ƒucking bowl.
ƒucking whisk the ƒuckers and add some ƒucking salt and ƒucking pepper to taste.
When the ƒucking butter is hot, add the ƒucking mixture to the pan.
When cooked take the ƒucking thing out.
Place the ƒucker on a plate.
Finally top it off with ƒucking freshly chopped chives on the ƒucker.
Eat the ƒucker.

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