Emily is Away

Emily is Away

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How To Get With Emily.
By Reid
This guide will show you step by step on how to get with Emily.
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Step One: Music
As it may be clear, Emily is a music lover.
She listens to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music, though.

So, just say the music is ♥♥♥♥ and she'll get over it eventually.

Step Two: Party
Obviously, Emily is a stupid slut who goes to parties.
So, you might as well not go to them, as you wouldn't want to get in the way of things.

This will show her that you care about her,
and her well-being!

Step Three: The Toolbags
These guys are bound to make your playthrough ♥♥♥♥, as Emily typically chooses them over you.

...
what a slut.
...

Call these guys out at any possible moment, as Emily will soon realize that she's too good for them.

Step Four: Delete the Game
you can't win emily's heart.




















but you can delete the game, and pretend this never happened.







it's sad, i know. but it's the only way...
Credits
Guide By: Basara.

Special Thanks to PinkGuy and MeatHead.

103 Comments
King Of Lolis 8 hours ago 
I still wanna be with her but how do i getpast chapter 5 when all my options are goodbye??
hugo 9 Aug @ 5:05am 
i ran over emily that dumb bitch
The 2000s called... 5 Aug @ 5:26pm 
You can be kind, patient, do everything to make her feel safe and happy—even skip the alcohol when she visits. And in the end, she’ll still make you out to be the bad guy or imply even worse. Ain't it fun?
Kastuk 9 Jul @ 12:50pm 
Well, there's different ending, where she just drop the talk after you drop her talk before and this is short end.
Chocola_NG 28 Apr @ 12:13pm 
i can sadly say that his worked out. well done
SimplyVelvetRed 22 Jan @ 6:31am 
wow that helped a lot :steamthis:
SlackyJaeg 3 Jan @ 10:08pm 
hey, thanks for disappointing me! :D
Mr.FireWolf 7 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13pm 
so is this just a joke guide or there really isn't a good ending?
Melia Baby 30 Jan, 2024 @ 10:27am 
I PLAYED THIS GAME AGAIN MONTHS LATER TO SEE IF ITS SOMETHING I MISSED AND COULD A DIFFERENT ENDING. But no, shes just a dumbass :D
Melia Baby 30 Jan, 2024 @ 10:26am 
Pretty fuckin much