You are 1k MMR. You pick dazzle. You tell your team you will support. The game begins. You buy wards and courier. You do this, because you want to win. You give 1 ward to your offlaner so he can block the enemy pull camp. You go secure rune with your mid/safelane carry. You stack the pull camp just in case. You harass the enemy offlane and deny last hits. When you are sure that your carry will be safe, you go stack the jungle. When the clock hits 3 minutes, you will upgrade the courier. You use your literally broken AOE nuke/heal to get first blood on the poor melee offlaner. You buy boots of speed. If you have bought all the wards, dewarded both the runes and have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money, you will buy urn. when your carry goes to farm the stacks that you made the whole game, you will farm the lane for medallion of courage. Your midlaner will feed and request ganks. You, your offlane and support buddy will go gank the midlane and push the ♥♥♥♥ out of the T1 tower. Since Shadow Fiend is a noob and doesn't know when he has to farm, he will demand that you push the top lane T1 with him. You do this. The enemy Earth Shaker gets a 4 man dunk and Fiend starts flaming the whole team and will bully you about the lack of wards. You try to explain to him that you had no time to place the wards because he demanded you push the top lane. He doesn't care and proceeds to flame you. You mute him. At this point, your carry has pushed the bottom tower. The enemy team demands to go rosh. Since you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing and placed like 3 wards around the rosh pit and nobody in 1K buys smoke, you will spot the enemies. You to the rosh pit. You use your ultimate on the entire enemy team. Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ offlane Magnus ults before blinking in. You still somehow manage to win the fight. You use this newly gained money to buy arcane boots and 2 parts of Mekanism. Also don't forget about those wards (also dust if enemies are ninjas). You go push the enemy mid barracks and complete your mek. You go place your wards while the carry is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ farming when he has 5 of his core items. Your Shadow Fiend dies to the enemy Clinkz because he is alone, farming the enemy jungle when everybody else has retreated. He goes to cry about the lack of wards in the enemy jungle when you have just bought new ones. Your carry proclaims "I have finished farming." and goes to 1v5 the entire enemy team. He then types "gg" to all chat. You and your poor, poor non-carry friends manage to hold off the enemy attack long enough for your carries to respawn. You then stomp the enemy team with the power of teamwork and guardian greaves. You get megacreeps. You buy a ghost scepter so you can provide vision for fountain diving. The game finishes, and you have 3 kills and 15 deaths. Your carry starts all chatting about how hard he carried the whole team and the Shadow Fiend starts to beg for commends. You see the results screen, and feel proud about being the true carry of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ team. +5.