Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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how 2 be a ninja
By Harkon594
in this guide i explain how 2 becom a real ninja
   
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1. prerequisite
1. u must not be black otherwise your peenis is too big for the job





2. u must not be fat because u need to be agile





3. u must not be superman because superman is too colored and he has underpants over his pants

2. clothes and weapons
go to the neares wallmart and buy new ninja clothes
if you too poor, find a black blanket somewhere in your neighbour's houses



now go to the nearest wallmart and buy weapons such as rpg and flamethrower
if you too poor, find a butcher knife or a tough dilddo in your neighbour's houses
3. training
find someone good at ninja stuff and ask him to learn the ninja stuff to you then you become the ninja master and after you kill the bad guys you learn the ninja stuff to other ninja

4. well done
well done you now a ninja like me let's kill bad guys

PS : i'm looking for friends because i'm weird, alone and i have no friends.
371 Comments
Flight Risk 21 Jan, 2020 @ 2:58pm 
9/10 fartd, very stimky
arixd 3 Nov, 2018 @ 4:29am 
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Harkon594  [author] 15 Mar, 2016 @ 11:16am 
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DiscoJuice 14 Mar, 2016 @ 4:29pm 
i just wanted to be a ninja maan don´t be mad at me
Harkon594  [author] 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:17pm 
u wot m8
DiscoJuice 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:46pm 
i like it bby
Harkon594  [author] 13 Mar, 2016 @ 1:52pm 
u no liek meh guid m8 ?
BritishGamer43 11 Mar, 2016 @ 12:17pm 
fuck off
Harkon594  [author] 29 Jan, 2016 @ 1:53pm 
next guid --> secret
DiscoJuice 13 Jan, 2016 @ 5:32am 
Kalinka kalinka kalinkamaya