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How to be a Astronaut like John Madden

By Temu Employee

Here you will learn the skills to become the next great John Lennon.

These text should be apllied to other Unreal 3 games.

Award

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Languages: Traditional Chinese, English, Japanese, Russian, Spanish

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12 Jul, 2015 @ 5:25pm

12 Jun, 2017 @ 11:13pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Enable Text2Speech

How to be John Stamos

Keybind for ultimate annoyance

Video proof of UFO caught on tape

Comments

Enable Text2Speech

1) Its no secret that most Unreal engine games have Text2Speech left in a retail release of some games. So first enable that bad boy.

Its located in:

C:\Users\NAME\Documents\My Games\UnrealEngine3\ShooterGame\Config\ShooterGame.ini

2) Open up ShooterGame.ini. Hit Ctrl+F and find TTSEnabled=.

3) Change false to true

4) Mission Accomplished.

How to be John Stamos

Here it is everyone. What you have been waiting for. How to become the great John Cena
You can simply copy and paste these in the chat and spam away. Here are some kawaii phrases:

A-team

[dah<300,30>][dah<60,30>][dah<200,25>][dah<1000,30>][dah<200,23>][dah<400,25>][dah<700,18>]

Emperial march

[dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

John Madden ordering Pizza

[:nh]I'm gonna eat a pizza. [:dial67589340] Hi, can i order a pizza? [:nv]no! [:nh]why? [:nv] cuz you are john madden![:np]

Portal 2 space core

[_<1,30>]spayyyyyyyyyyyace

Random ass swearing with censored

you're a,[:tone 1000,300] with,[:tone 1000,300] in your,[:tone 1000,300]

tetris tune

[:t 430,500][:t 320,250][:t 350,250][:t 390,500][:t 350,250][:t 330,250][:t 290,500][:t 290,250][:t 350,250][:t 430,500]

funky town

[:t 520,250][:t 520,250][:t 460,250][:t 520,500][:t 390,500][:t 390,250][:t 520,250][:t 700,250][:t 660,250][:t 520,500]

Glados's birth parents prank call

[:dial6387657]The birth parents you are trying to call do not love you, please hang up[:t 350,500][:t 1,500][:t 350,500]

John Madden choir

Dram[aa<250,21>] matic [hxae<250,26>]coir[hxae<250,28>]na[aa<450,29>][aa<200,26>]with jonh[mae<900,24>deh<1000,26>nn]

The baby pooped

mamma mia, poppa pia, baby got the dy[aa<999,999>]reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

mario song

[:tone 165,200][:tone 165,400][:tone 165,400][:tone 131,200][:tone 165,400][:tone 196,800][:tone 98,1000]

The whaling tune

[_<1,13>]we're[_<1,18>]whalers[_<1,17]on[_<1,18>]the[_<1,20>]moon[_<400,13>]we[_<1,20>]carry[_<1,18>]a[_<1,20>]har[_<1,22>]poon

[_<1,22>]but there[_<1,23>]aint no[_<1,15>]whales[_<1,23>]so we[_<1,22>]tell tall[_<1,18>]tales and

[_<1,20>]sing our[_<1,18>]whale[_<1,17>]ing[_<1,18>]tune

Gaben

[gey<800,13>ih<800,15>beh<800,17>n][_<800,17>][gey<800,17>ih<800,18>beh<800,20>n]

[gey<400,20>ih<800,25>ih<400,24>ih<400,25>ih<800,20 >ih<400,18>ih<800,17>ih<800,15>beh<800,13>n]

Daisy

[dey<600,24>ziy<600,21>dey<600,17>ziy<600,12>gih<200,14>vmiy<200,16>yurr<200,17>ah<400,14>nsrr<200,17>duw<1200,12>]

[ay<600,19>mhxah<600,24>fkrey<600,21>ziy<600,17>ah<400,14>llfow<100,16>rthah<100,17>llah<400,19>vah<200,21>vyu<1200,19>]

[ih<200,21>twow<200,22>ntbiy<200,21>ah<200,19>stay<400,24>llih<200,21>shmae<200,19>rih<600,17>jh]

[ay<200,19>keh<400,21>ntah<200,17>fow<400,14>rdah<200,17>keh<200,14>rih<800,12>jh]

[buh<200,12>tyu<400,17>lluh<200,21>kswiy<400,19>tah<200,12>pah<400,17>nthah<200,21>siy<200,19>t]

[ah<100,21>vah<100,22>bay<200,24>sih<200,21>kuh<200,17>llbih<400,19>lltfow<200,12>rtuw<1200,17>]

Party Rock Anthem

[:np][paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[paa<200,20>artiy<200,20>rah<200,11>awkih<200,11>]is[ih<200,11>]in[dah<200,11>ao<600,23>]ouse[tuw<200,23>][nay<800,21>]ight

[eh<200,16>vriy<200,18>buh<200,20>diy<200,18>jhuh<400,11>stah<200,11>vah<200,11>guh<350,18>]ood[tay<400,16>mm]

[aa<200,20>ndwiy<200,11>gah<200,11>nmay<200,11>kyuw<200,11>]ool [uw<500,23>]ooze[yuw<200,23>]or[may<700,21>]ind

[wiy<200,16>]eej[uh<200,18>stwaa<200,20>nuh<200,18>siy<200,16>aa<200,18>][:dv hs 200]SHAKE THAT [:np]

Soviet Anthem

[lxao<400,23>lxao<800,28>lxao<600,23>lxao<200,25>lxao<1600,27>lxao<800,25>lxao<600,23>lxao<200,21>lxao<1600,23>]

[lxao<400,16>][lxao<400,16>][lxao<800,18>][lxao<400,18>][lxao<400,20>][lxao<800,21>][lxao<400,21>][lxao<400,23>]

[lxao<800,25>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,28>][lxao<800,30>][_<400,23>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<800,32>][lxao<600,30>]

[lxao<200,28>][lxao<800,30>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<800,28>][lxao<400,27>][lxao<400,25>][lxao<800,27>]

[lxao<400,20>][lxao<400,20>][lxao<800,25>][lxao<400,23>][lxao<400,21>][lxao<800,23>][lxao<400,16>][lxao<400,16>]

[lxao<800,28>][lxao<800,27>][lxao<200,25>][lxao<1600,23>]

more meemees can be found here:
http://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=128648903

These memes were stolen from: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2859772

Now you have become the next great John Travolta

Keybind for ultimate annoyance

For keybinding, go to

C:\Users\NAME\Documents\My Games\UnrealEngine3\ShooterGame\Config\ShooterInput.ini

And change whatever you want. Example

Bindings=(Name="NumPadFour", Command="Say [Mah<250,31>]l[ih<250,34>][Tuh<250,31>]ul[Pow<499,29>][Niy<799,34>][Mah<250,27>]l[ih<250,29>][Tuh<250,27>]ul[Pow<499,26>][Niy<799,22>][aa<499,24>][aa<499,26>][aa<499,27>][aa<499,29>][aa<900,27>]");

Video proof of UFO caught on tape

26 Comments

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Шелл 13 Jun, 2017 @ 11:25am

I don't quite understand how to bind a phrase.

Шелл 13 Jun, 2017 @ 10:45am

Is it possible to bindit phrase ?

Luxocracy 20 Feb, 2017 @ 1:18pm

that vid

Temu Employee [author] 21 May, 2016 @ 5:17pm

Clientside, server side will never show up until we are out of beta.

Mr.Mishima 21 May, 2016 @ 5:36am

is ist client side? or server side

Sufir 26 Apr, 2016 @ 10:43am

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botbeuron 11 Feb, 2016 @ 8:53pm

That video... I think I died from laughing.

Oh, You Touch My Talala 30 Nov, 2015 @ 1:01pm

suka bliat

Temu Employee [author] 17 Aug, 2015 @ 11:14am

Im not sure, if its possible it should be "TTSEnabled=true"

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