1.) obliterate everything you know about music

2.) go through crippling depression

3.) get familiar with all the different kinds of drugs

4.) make up your rap name. if you are not very creative, here is a little tool you can use to generate your own rap name

FIRST PART OF RAP NAME - THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR FIRST NAME

A= YOUNG
B= EPILEPSY
C= ♥♥♥♥
D= PROLAPSE
E= ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
F= ♥♥♥♥♥♥
G= SMALL
H= ♥♥♥♥♥
I= DADDY
J= BRO
K= SCHLONG
L= YUNG
M= THUG
N= BIG
O= ITALY
P= XIZZLE
Q= TIP
R= AYY
S= DUDE
T= LIL'
U= INDIA
V= ANAL
W= STALKER
X= BIGGIE
Y= WIERDO
Z= Mark.

SECOND PART OF RAP NAME - THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME

A= GOD
B= BIG
C= COUNTER-TERRORIST
D= ISIS
E= SAUCE
F= JESUS
G= VAGINA
H= ♥♥♥♥♥
I= ♥♥♥♥
J= MIKU
K= EHEHHHEW
L= SMALL
M= TIRAMISU
N= ARIZONA
O= BOSS
P= JAPAN
Q= Steve.
R= INDIA
S= HUGE
T= TERRORIST
U= COCKMONGLER
V= ♥♥♥♥♥LIPS
W= Frank.
X= LMAO
Y= ♥♥♥♥
Z= ♥♥♥♥♥


5.) Message the author of this guide for further help on establishing your rapping career or consult an adult.

6.) now that you have your rapping name and consulted an adult you can now start making your music

7.) begin by writing a text, raps usually rhyme. otherwise they sound like a bowl of ♥♥♥♥. if a bowl of ♥♥♥♥ is the type of music you would like to go for, feel free. Here is an example of a well-written rap text:

" eyo my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shamu got captured in seaworld.
watch as this ♥♥♥♥ unfurled
they captured him in a huge aquarium
a fee paid for a nominally free service is called an honorarium
an optical device for projecting images of celestial bodies and other astronomical phenomena onto the inner surface of a hemispherical dome is often known as planetarium
a soft silvery metallic element of the alkali earth group; found in barite is called barium
im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bury 'em "

8.) get yourself a record label

9.) you are now in the rap scene, talk to other rappers and do drugs and ♥♥♥♥

10.) repeat step 9 indefinitely

11.) everything in life is temporary

12.) nothing is forever

13.) your rap career will come to an end

14.) it is up to you how you conclude the story

15.) kill yourself

16.) message the author of this guide for tips on how to perform step 15.