Go onto the online multiplayer before even trying the tutorial. Don't worry, only around 10% of players actually even use the tutorial, and only around 40% of those people have completed it. In the multiplayer, almost everyone but you can pull off over 100 hit combos, so theyre probably hacking, right? Some people can even do infinite combos. Now, all you have to do is get super angry and say that you had massive framerate issues, and try again. If youre not salty after that, you should go to the next step.

DID GOING ONTO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER NOT MAKE YOU SALTY? Well, then you might have to take some drastic action. Post a negative review on the game! In the review, you have to complain about all of the 'hackers' online, and you also have to yell at the devs to balance out the characters, because they absolutely LOVE that! Do you hate Big Band? Post a negative review! Do you think that Eliza is trash? Negative Review! BECAUSE SHE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS SHES SO UNBALANCED PLEASE REMOVE HER So if that doesn't make you salty, I don't know what will.

ADD YOUR OPPONENT ON STEAM AND SEND MEAN MESSAGES TO THEM!
When you send mean messages to your opponent, there is a 99.99% Chance that they will in fact label you as salty!

NOTE: I REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE THIS GAME
DONT GIVE THIS A BAD REVIEW, THIS IS A JOKE GUIDE
ELIZA ISNT OVERPOWERED
THIS GAME HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE AND I LOVE IT BUT IM STILL TERRIBLE AT IT
(I do not condone the sending of mean messages to your opponents over Steam or any other medium)