Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How rank up as fast as I fock you're mum
By yung rival and 1 collaborators
HOW TO RANK UP RELLY FAS3T
   
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The Wapon
it is very important that you know what wapon to use when you are playing competitive with ur frand.
tHis is my recomendation on wat wapon i use to renk up

-P90: The P90 is very important becAuse it is the best weapon in the game and it can rape anyone you click. Hold left click for 5 seconds and look in the top right of ur screen as ur rape ur enemies and ur team mate cheers you on.

-Nefev- The Nefev is a fene wapon that can kill anyone in any range. All you have to do iz hold left click like p90 and aim the weapon down tthis is kalled spray control it is vary impartant as a noop like you

-SSG: thiz is impartant becuz it defines the tarm skill. If u use this gan and kill a awp ffeg than u are officialy called a mlg pro
The $wag
The weapons dont matter. The kills dont matter. AnYTHING DOESNT MATTER

EXCEPT 4 SKINEZ

WITHOUT SKINZ UR JUST A ♥♥♥♥♥♥. SO THE FIRST DAY YOU RANK YOU BUY URSELF A AWP ASSIMOV FACTORY NEW AND YOU JUST SHOW IT OFF TO ALL UR TEAM MATES AND SHOW THEM WHO IS THE REEL BOOSS.

SOME SKIENZ I RECAMEND 4 BUY

- AWP DRAGON LORE
-KARAMBIT FADE
-P90 ASSIMOV
-M4A4 HOWL FACTORY NEW
-AK-47 VULCAN FACTORY NEW
-GLOCK 18 WATER ELEMENTAL FACTORY NEW
-P2000 FIRE ELEMENTAL FACTORY NEW
-USP ORION
-FIVE SEVEN URBAN HAZARD FACTORY NEW

AND SOME HONORABLE MENTIONS
TEC-9 ISSAC
GALIL AR- DARUDE

I CANT USE SCREENSHOT AS THE OWNER IS A ♥♥♥ AND WONT GIVE ME COPYRIGHT
The Communication
To talk like you have sense you need to use proper use of english and grammer. NOT

FIRST ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PULL OUT GOOOGLE TRANSLATER IN STEAM WEB PAGE
AND DO ENGLISH>RUSSIAN.

NOW YOU TALK LIKE YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO BUT YOU JUST COPY AND PASTE IN RUSSIAN. NOT

WHAT YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO IS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW TALK IN ALL CAPS. WHY YOU ASK BECAUSE IT SHOWS UR DOMINANCE TO THE TEAM. LETS SAY A SITUATION

2V5 UR TEAM HAS 2 PLAYERS WITH 28 HP AND 13 HP WHILE THE OTHER TEAM HAS 100 ON ALL OF THEM. YOU GUYS ONLY HAVE P90 AND SSG. WHAT U NEED TO DO RITE NAW IS INSPIRE UR TEAM. YOU NEED TO TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. WHAT I WOULD DO IS TELL THEM THIS. ""OKAY FEG YOU GO A AND U KILL 3 OF THEM TO MAKE IT A 2V2 AND THEN YOU 2 KILL 1 GUY AND THEN YOU KNIFE MID""

THAT IS HOW YOU HANDLE SITUATIONS BUT IF IT GOES WRONG AND THEY DIE SIMPLY TELL THEM THIS ""YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT DELETE CS GO YOU MOUTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ HEAD ♥♥♥♥♥. YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOOP."" THAT IS HOW I HANDLE SITUATIONS AND I AM SILVER ELITE MASTER SEE HOW PRO I AM.

NEXT IS 1V5 AND THE BOTTOM FRAGGER IS THE ONLY ONE ALIVE. YOU DONT NEED TO DO MUCH HERE BUT SAY THE GOLDEN WORDS. "CLUTCH OR KICK NOOP" THATS IT

AND THIS IS HOW YOU COMMUNICATE IN CS GO PROPERLY. I HAVE 163 WINS AND 213 LOSSES SEE HOW GOOD I AM.
END $ CREDIOTS
ALRIGHT SO THANKS FOR READING MY GUIDE YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. IF U ANY ONE GIVE ME DONATIONS THAT IS PRETTY GENEROUS BECAUSE I LOSS ALL MY SWAG TO SOME THROWING FEGS CALLED TORQUED R.I.P.

SHOUTOUT TO MY FRIENDS WHO MADE GET HERE
DIRTY
GRAND THEFT AUTO AEGIS
XX_PU$$Y_DE$TROYER_XX

THESE THREE PEOPLE MADE ME THE GIRL I AM

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY PARENTS FOR GIVING BIRTH TO ME

SHOUTOUT TO GOD FOR BRINGING ME HERE

SHOUTOUT TO CS GO FOR KEEPING ME OFF TEH STREETS

AND ALSO ♥♥♥♥ YOU ERIK WHO TRIED TO CRUSH MY DREAMS AS A PRO PLAYER SAYING CS GO IS FOR LOSERS AND COD IS FOR WINNERS FUC YOU ERIK




THANK YOU EVERYONE I LUV YOU AND PEACE
17 Comments
Twirl 23 Aug, 2015 @ 9:06pm 
So am I?
yung rival  [author] 19 Aug, 2015 @ 3:24pm 
I am LEM right now kid get on my level
Twirl 19 Aug, 2015 @ 12:03am 
You forgot the part about where you suck:boomerang:
yung rival  [author] 19 Mar, 2015 @ 9:38am 
did u miss any steps
Kangama 19 Mar, 2015 @ 8:15am 
bought all the skinz you said and am now am a hobo with no money but i have csgo and skins in this shady internet cafe, that's what counts
yung rival  [author] 17 Jan, 2015 @ 10:37am 
THANKS MATE IM STILL SILVER 2
scout608 17 Jan, 2015 @ 10:30am 
GREAT GUIDE I USED TO BE IN SILVER 1 NAW IM IN SILVER 1 STILL

BUT AT LEAST I CAN INSPIRE MY TEAMMATES WITH MY COMMUNICATION, THEY REALLY SEEM TO RESPECT ME
yrteR 16 Jan, 2015 @ 9:33pm 
I r8 8/8 no b8 such m8
yung rival  [author] 15 Jan, 2015 @ 2:53pm 
Yes
G4M3R~G1R7(。◕‿‿◕。) 15 Jan, 2015 @ 2:51pm 
1337/420 thx 4 gide, i am now, universal elit <3