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Sweetroll Invasion

Sweetrolls are one of the rarest and most powerful items in Skyrim.
For centuries, they have been feared for their ability to crash computers.

And now...

They've invaded Breezehome.
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Fight for your computer's life in the brand new official DLC, Sweetroll Invasion!
Enter the sweetrolls' lair as your fps drops to rates you've never seen before!

Sweetroll Invasion includes features such as
-FPS dropping capabilities garunteed to reduce your FPS to under 0.5!
-The amount of sweetrolls MIGHT be over 9000!
-Possibility of computer crashing or program not responding upon entering the house!
-Frequent glitching through the floor!
-I accidently deleted a wall and was too lazy to replace it!!!

WATCH in horror as your computer burst into flames!
HOLD YOUR BREATH as the smell of expensive fried hardware fills the air!
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE as your computer turns into terminator and kills your family!

AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SWEETROLL INVASION HAS THE COMPUTER CRASHING CAPABILITIES THAT ARE 100% CERTAIN TO SATISFY YOUR COMPUTER DESTROYING NEEDS, LOOK AT THE PROFESSIONALLY RECORDED STATISTICS BELOW

Times Creation Kit stopped responding - 655
Times Skyrim crashed upon entering the house - 363
CPU minimum temp - 1945°F
Amount of times Lydia screemed as she fell through the floor - 29
Family members killed by my terminator computer - 63

* If your computer does manage to survive entering the house, Fus Ro Dahing is not recommended

AND IF YOU STILL AREN'T HAPPY WITH SWEETROLL INVASION'S ABILITY TO 420SHREKSCOPE YOUR COMPUTER, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR CONSOLE

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*note* I am not responsible for any corrupted saves, destroyed computers, or dead family members. If you wish to take your anger out on something, you can kill the sweetrolls by eating them.