"These are some Aliens I intecepted
they are from Planet, Kepler-3G1.

I was still a child when Earth was invaded.
I was still an Elementary School student.
I shot their Alien Ship out of the sky.
They were abducting people.

Later on in life, when I became older, they tried to murder me. Fellow Christians tried to murder me. Because we would not take their side. We wanted to get better in our Civilization.

They mistook me for a Satanist. They rushed at me with Torches and Pitchforks. They mistook me for one of those Satanist Grey aliens instead. Honestly, the Grey Aliens are Bio-Replicant Demons. Obviously, they are not The Grey Jedi Order.

Truth: I am Angelis race.
Truth: I am not a Grey Alien.

In Hiligaynon:
"Seryoso Teacher Catalogo? Na kawat pa GI Joe Figurines ko. Mayo lang na piang si Heramis de gago. Ato sya sa Moscow. Ga pakuno kuno. E pa patay ko ni Catalogo tani bilatsing. Abi ya oxygen voice ako. Anyway ka graduate man ko ah. Ti amo na eh.""