Of course if you haven't yet, how can you learn how to not cry during it? Sheesh, you've got to at least start playing before you can learn how to not cry during it. If you don't understand, this means SPOILERS! And (wo)mannnnnnnnnnly facesalt running leaks for NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

UNLESS YOU READ AND FOLLOW THIS GUIDE.

You're a hard-drinking, chain-smoking man that gives no cares for some metallic broad... No matter how damn cheerful she was all the time, with the way she'd linger on and on, always pestering me because she cared ;w; UMMM wait no, okay, so, you're a man, and a MANNNNNNNNNN does not cry. A mannnnnnnnnnnnn tells his sadness to go make love to itself, and then proceeds to punch his own sadness, represented by that penguin at the zoo.

You don't need no misogynistic panda telling you what you can or cannot read. MAYBE THE LAST STEP WILL HELP YOU. I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT YOU! So you know what you tell me? You tell me "Ah nuh nuh nuhhhhh" while snapping your fingers in my face a few times. By now I should have retreated back to my underground lair, where I will feast on millworms and moss for the next few days before emerging as a beautiful marmaladefly.

Don't think about how every sentence spoken is actually voice-acted, and so you were able to hear all the times she was dissapointed and worried for your safety and health, the times she was overjoyed and brimming with happiness... Don't think about how she was always prepared to make you content with her, always striving to make every human excited about constellations, even after thirty long years still filled with hope that someone would come talk to her again... Don't think about how she would regale you with stories of ancient Greece and Rome, as you stared upwards and were bewildered by the sight of actual stars!

AND ESPECIALLY

DO NOT THINK

ABOUT HOW

SHE TOOK THE BULLETS FOR YOU! ;w;w;w; SHE TOOK THEM FOR YOUUUUUUU! WITH A SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE!

Oh god, I need a tissue~!

Aha! Ahahaho ;w; IT'S JUST SO SAD! Egh... Egh... Egh... Where was I?




desu.

EVEN IF IT'S A GAME THAT TOUCHED ALL OUR HEARTS!