so bfore u go in and spank some legs, first u gotta lern the basiks

okay, so frst you gotta bye a character. there's 14, but i persahnally suggest u pick these ones:

(Danmei)





















(Ridika)





























(Elrath)





























(Cancer)

























(Snack)


























(Wumbo)















































(Danny Burrito)




















since danny burrito is too op, for this guide, imma go with my favurite charactur

Yeah!, I'm choosin the incinerate plasmid!




































If you snap ur fingers at the speed of Mel Jibson, then you can do double damage and do a combo!

Wai-what? WHATDOYUMEANIMPLAYINGTHEWRONGGA??!!-

aftr yu get a combo, you can help ur teammates by imploding purple testicles by holding the blue x button, but dat could be catadysmic, so watch your nanners




























in addition (tostopagaben) u can spread weebola by spreading kwaii messages like spongebob, pokeman, and star mars

but lastly i will teach you the best way to gt gud at dis guide
























it's an ancient technique which only my anchestors have perfected




































just keep spamming zangief's throw combo and YOULL WIN WITHIN FIVE GIBLETS


























JUST KIDDING! that's not archeboob, that's mortal kombat for the atari magmar

if you really want to get gud, just jump up in midair with skinny jeans and right click. youll be legendary before you can say legendary. the game. for the sega jenesis



























































































i hope these pictures have inspired your inner pollinate now go flower some bee




























































here's a pickle: