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How to breathe while playing Gears 5
By Rogue_Light
This guide will teach you how to breathe while you play Gears
   
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: English
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29 Jan @ 9:17pm
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The goods
Breathing

Step 0.5: The story is ass but i like the rest of the game so i install it anyway

Step 1: Breathe in

Step 2: Breathe out

Step 3: Saw that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in half because he moved an inch on your screen

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-4

Step 5: Bleed out because either your teammates in multiplayer don't care about you or the STUPID CAMPAIGN AI WON'T REGISTER THAT YOU NEED TO BE REVIVED

Step 6: Fun
Graduatations
Congrats or whatever you got past boot camp, go do the thing now i guess