Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2

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How to stop sexualizing HEADCRABS !
By DxRK
This guide teaches you on how to stop sexualizing headcabs.
   
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How to stop
Go to a fish restaurant eat a crab or two go back home and start drop shipping🤑.
19 Comments
Joem 9 Feb @ 11:21am 
do I have to start drop shipping or is that optional? (I want to go gambling instead)
gordenfreeman150 14 Jan @ 8:55am 
this guy is right people do weird fan art for headcrabs and people who do this to headcrabs need to go to a padded rooom
DxRK  [author] 11 Jan @ 12:28am 
yuh uh
brocksoul 10 Jan @ 9:23pm 
nuh uh
DxRK  [author] 10 Jan @ 12:34am 
at this point people want to start sexualizing random stuff:pkplaught:
kanguskon 9 Jan @ 10:14pm 
thx now i eat headcrabs for headcarbs and sexualize glados:steamhappy::steamthumbsup:
Creellimit 9 Jan @ 2:39pm 
Thank you for this guide, I have never ate crab in my life up until now. I decided to catch some crabs for my family myself, I boiled the blue crabs and watched them turned red. Then I realized how 𝓳𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂 crab was... 10/10 sharing this with all my friends who are in psych wards! :Burn:
DxRK  [author] 9 Jan @ 7:08am 
np
burp 9 Jan @ 3:18am 
it was very yummy and im sexualing everything else besdies headcrabs, thanks for the giude :steamhappy:
DxRK  [author] 8 Jan @ 2:16am 
oh god i will have to make a guide on that one too:empty_inside: