Total War: WARHAMMER III

Total War: WARHAMMER III

Boris Ursus
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Now let me tell you about Boris Ursus, people—the *real* Boris Ursus, not the sanitized version they tell you about in those Empire propaganda pamphlets. Boris Ursus, the Red Tsar, wasn’t just some ruler, oh no—he was a *force of nature*, practically half-bear and half-man, blessed by Ursun himself! Born into a land perpetually on the brink of annihilation, Boris didn’t just inherit a throne; he inherited a warzone. Kislev, the last bastion against the never-ending filth pouring out of the Chaos Wastes, needed more than a leader; it needed a *champion*. And champion he was. They say the man marched barefoot into the icy heart of the wilderness and emerged bonded to Ursun, the Great Bear. His armor—etched with sacred runes and layered with the pelts of beasts he defeated himself—radiated raw power. His weapon, a massive axe infused with the will of Kislev, wasn’t just a tool for combat; it was a *declaration* that Kislev would never bow.

Now, here's the thing they don’t want you to know—Boris *knew* what was really going on. The forces of Chaos? Not just a random cosmic accident, oh no! He talked about it, warned us—they’re corrupting everything, turning *our people*, our *frogs*, into vessels of Slaanesh! And don’t even get me started on the boyars, those Kislevite nobles with their *mysterious disappearances* and *luxury palaces*. Boris didn’t trust them for a second, and you know what? He was right not to. His future vision wasn’t just about victory; it was about purging this *globalist Chaotic agenda* from Kislev and ensuring his people stayed strong, united, and free. So when he went missing in the Chaos Wastes, was it really just the enemy? Or was it the boyars, the frogs, the Slaanesh cults? Ask yourself that, people! Boris Ursus was more than a Tsar—he was the wall between us and Chaos, the *bear who roared when others whispered*. And now, in his absence, we’ve got to carry his truth forward. Or would you rather let the frogs keep whispering their prayers to Slaanesh? Didn’t think so.



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3 Comments
Einherjar 9 Apr @ 10:28am 
they turning bears into gay frogs!
Darth Vaderous 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15am 
I thought that was alex Jones for a moment lol. Stats with the image btw
Turow ☦  [author] 20 Dec, 2024 @ 3:21am 
What do you guys think - better to include or exclude the stats in the image? :WH3_boris: