We warned you...

Simply accept the disclaimer that is on the screen when you first start the game

Mmm…

Drink beer, this is your first task in the game, the beer is in the freezer (top part of the fridge)

An expert in every sip

After the radio is taken from you go and just sit on the couch and get the remote.

Well… looks like you are

Thanks to pirateradiophx on steam for the help with this achievement!

You must check the front door peephole twice, before you leave your house to bring out the trash. After the second time you do this this achievement will pop!

This seems like a reference to the indie game "No, I'm not a Human" which is not released yet but there is a demo for this game a part of the "Violent Horror Stories: anthology" on steam! I played it and am extremely excited for the full release as the game looks super interesting! :}

Just toss it over!

Using "E" throw the bin bag over the railing in the stairwell. You might need to do this on two different occasions.

Fart 666 times
As achievement says you will have to fart 666 times. The farts do save through playthrough's and you can start working on it as soon as you get the pink whoopee cushion when you need to "Chill and watch TV."

Take a peek through your first little hole
After you get a knock on your door and you check your peep hole and hear kids running off when you return back to the living room there will be a hole in the wall next to the TV, look in to it.

Why did you do that to her?
You will need to find three drawings throughout the game showing abuse.

1. After someone rings your door bell and you check the peep hole and you can hear kids run away - there will be a drawing put under your door pick it up.
2. When you play hide and seek with the girl and go through all of the hallways, you will be teleported to a new hallway with a bed and a peep hole behind it. Clicking on the peephole and it will count as the second memory.
3. When you have to "chase the mf" walk a tiny bit forward so the kid runs, and look back and you will see a drawing on your front door, pick it up.

No one's ever ready for what hides behind that look

When playing hide and seek with the girl and after going through all of the hallway's, you will be teleported to a different hallway with a bed and a peephole behind it, look through the peephole and you will get this achievement.

Sometimes, it's better not to ask
When the girl spooks you in the hallway and follows you to get rid of the trash you will tell her about your abuse story and it will give you this achievement.

Witnessing is enduring, but it’s never easy
When you get home after getting rid of the trash with the girl look through the peep hole in the living room again and this time you will receive this achievement.

Even kids know you’re an easy target

When you have to "chase the mf" walk out of your door so he starts running but then run back into the house and this achievement should pop.

Unlock Ending B

When prompted to "shoot" do it and you will get the achievement. This will allow you to still get the other ending in the same playthrough.

Unlock Ending A

When prompted to "shoot" don't shoot and wait out the prompt this will put you through some extra gameplay and you will achieve the second ending!