In this guide, I will discuss how to make sure all the gooner chud scientists fear the raw masculine power of the unbothered D-class. This also works with guards, NTF, and SCPs.

General rules:
- Do not make eye contact with the scientist
- Do not speak to the scientist
- Never use your shift key

**Step 1**
- when you spawn, walk straight forward and pay no mind to the other humans. Your goal is to find the COM15 handgun.
- Rooms where you can find the COM15: GR18, WC00, PT00, and Candy Room

**Step 2**
- once you've found your COM15, its time to make your first move toward asserting your authority over the scientists.
- Find a scientist, and shoot him in the head a couple of times.
- (IMPORTANT) make sure you only kill ONE scientist. You don't want to seem like a crazy person or something. Just let the lobby know you mean business.

**step 3**
- the lobby now respects you and will stay out of your way. You are free to ignore scp 173, and stare scp 096 in the face due to your sheer masculine energy. If a guard tries to stop you, ignore him and just hold W for the rest of the game. Remember not to speak or stop for anyone. Good luck, soldier.