Good night, my newly minted heroes and heroines, fearless knights and future conquerors of the Tower, who were drunk with heroic ale in the tavern and were treacherously defeated by the vile teleportation spell in the latrine!
I am with you, the most heroic hero who is not a Khajiit, and I came here to break spines and show off. But I've run out of spines



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Let's start with the basics
Your goal is to escape from the topmost room of the Tower and, moving through different rooms, reach the exit at any cost. It's simple

Now about hygiene. At heart we are a bit of an Orc from Warhammer, so take care of your teeth! Seriously. This is your health. One will drop first. Then the second one. And then what? Right. Death. If a tooth is knocked out in a fight, we are not ashamed to pick it up from the floor and stick it back in place. If the tooth is crumbled, then we grab the enemies, living and dead, but better than the dead, they will not give back, and shake them. If a tooth falls out, we don’t hesitate and insert it into our mouth.
A gold tooth is stronger, and if you’re lucky enough to find a diamond one, you can throw the show-offs even naked


Next, as for the gear and explanations for it. The tougher the armor, the more blows your heroic body can withstand. Peasant rags will tear apart after a couple of slaps, but military armor will protect you from almost everything and a little longer. The shields are same.
A durable hat will protect your unlucky little head from the pendulum-axe.
So we don’t disdain, we take everything that we can put on and put on, even a barrel

What about the damage? The more sword your almighty, the more deadly the blows. Two-handed weapons hit from afar, but slowly, but the broom is your lady of the heart, good length, decent damage, must be held in one hand and there are not even any jokes about polishing it like spear
No weapon? No question. We take what is not nailed down and beat up the adversaries
Don't like how it feels in your hand? We boldly throw it in the face of our enemies

Separately about witchcraft. Magic wands allow you to create special, tower magic. We wave our hand, pronounce abracadabra and the spell flies to the target. It's always random. It can either just blows or blows strongly, it can kill on the spot, or it can turn into a broom or make you enemy angry, give strength and speed up to him, after which you won’t want to be a magician anymore

Let's take a little break and distracted on potions
The Witch's Cauldron room offers the following recipes
And by ordering two potions for the price of one you will get a permanent effect (thanks to the tester Mathias Duke)

• Leek + tooth = human transformation potion
  
• Brains + eyes = monster transformation potion
  
• Broccoli + rat = death potion
  
• Frog + mushroom = poison potion
  
• Wood + banana = speed potion
  
• Steel + pumpkin = strength potion
  
• Coin + pouch for it = golden potion (thanks to the alchemist Kasim)
  
• Coin + brain = hair change potion (thanks to alchemist Kasim)

About greed
Found a coin pouch? We hang it on our belt and collect coins in it. Holds 20 pieces
We're done with greed. As a rule, it doesn't lead to any good. Greed is bad

A blacksmith's hammer can be used to repair your valiant armor. We take it off, throw it on the floor and just hit it

The horn not only wakes up sleeping monsters, but also scares away bees. A broken snail shell can do this too, but only once. The horn also scares away the Spawns of Darkness and it’s better for you not to know what it is

By the way, bees are the only creatures with immortality

And if you throw a corpse on the spikes, they will pierce it and get stuck in it, thereby neutralizing one section of the spikes

Heroic theft - take things and throw them from the Tower balcony. You return to the room, take more things and throw them off the balcony again. Everything that was thrown away will carefully wait for you ouyside, at the main door of the Tower. The main thing is to escape yourself (thank you balcony lover What the FOX)

Many thanks to Golden Dragon for stealing this treasure from the Tower. However, what else can you expect from the wise and magical Golden Dragon?

• This object sounds like love, but was made for war. How iron-ic, eh? What do I mean?
  An iron armor you amorous poet.
  
  
• It's easy to confuse this object with something that drips. What am I?
  A leaky leek!
  
  
• Be it major or minor, most people want to find the right one. What is it?
  A key-YYY *horrible singing in the wrong key*
  
  
• I have to break it to you: When you need a sturdy core, you may find this to be quite sore. What do I mean?
  A bone you cone.
  
  
• Out in the foggy hills, I was drinking a grog. All of the sudden, there appeared a...?
  frog?
  
  
• There isn't mush room in here, so we better solve this riddle fast. Do you get it?
  Mushroom, mushroom!
  
  
• Enough monkeying around, it's time to solve my riddle! No slipping away until you find the answer. So what is it?
  A banana fo fanna.
  
  
• What is "the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"?
  Neither antidote nor poison sheer - but to many a companion dear.
  Alcohol!
  
  
• Mean, green, full of vitamin, and with a haircut almost as impressive as yours. What do I mean?
  A sworn enemy to children and adults alike - the green sprouting branches lead to disgust and despise.
  Brocoli! Not nearly as impressive as my haircut.ٰ
  
  
• You'll really need to use yours if you want to solve this riddle! What do I mean?
  Surely you must mean my enormous brain.
  
  
• You look like your head is empty. Welcome to the club...I couldn't even think of a good riddle this time... oh whatever, just tell me the object I mentioned.
  I think you said... club?
  You said "club".
  
  
• Wearing one of these is definitely bad bee-haviour. What do I mean?
  As long as plants can propagate, the queen won't have to abdicate - though her palace is what I anticipate!
  I'm going with B for beehive.
  
  
• This is either something you like to meet with your butt, or something that's leaving from it. Urgh... what do I mean?
  Stool! Urgh.
  
  
• There better "b" enough room for me to clean up. What am I?
  A broom? Broom!
  A b room? Broom.
  
  
• I am a "word" that starts with "S". Only a sharp mind will find this one!
  You're a sword.
  
  
• I have mine on you and you have yours on mine. What is it that I mean?
  I have my eyes on you pal!
  Solving this one is gonna be a hard battle. Perhaps you might wanna try switching out one of the letters to make it a more...transparent. What is it?
  A bottle!
  
  
• Some people have this... others don't. They either fill it or empty it. What do I mean?
  Surely you mean a sack!
  
  
• Tell me something that has no flavor but you want to keep in your mouth.
  A tooth! Definitely like to keep 'em in...
  
  
• What has a tail, has a head, is yellow, but has no legs?
  Your mom! No, a coin of course.
  
  
• You won't get lost in this one, but it can surely give you a headache.
  I'll be a-maced if you get this one right.
  ٴIt may seem hard, but it's actually smashingly easy!
  Enough with the puns. It's a mace, alright!?
  
  
• If you want to scare off your kin, pump this one up with a grin!
  A pumpkin, you rhymin' devil!
  
  
• It is part of every body and carries your heart and other treasures. What do I mean?
  Finish this sentence: I feel best when I rest on my treasure...
  Chest! And what a chest I have!
  
  
• What do you call something that confines mass, but doesn't confine gas?
  Cage
  
  
• I hold an ace, a heart and a spade. To complete my collection I must seek what?
  Club
  
  
• The nightmare of a king, or anybody that has bling or exaggerated swagger, it is indeed a...
  Dagger
  
  
• What kind of clock is set to 9, that goes to 3 when you touch it?
  Mousetrap
  
  
• In the beginning, you were me. In the end, you will become me. What am I?
  Nothing
  
  
• You'd think I am used by farmers alike, but that may be just a stereotype. I might not be the best for protection, but you will love me for blocking the Sun's reflection.
  Strawhat
  
  
• I am something you exchange for an eye. What am I?
  Eye

Almost like story achievements for completing the Tower





Die



This achievement will not take long to arrive, especially if you are a born and stubborn hero, like me, and look only forward, at new valuable loot, and not to the sides and to the ceiling, where the anvil hangs so carefully...



Reach Segment two



We move down the Tower, and behind one of the doors there will be a secret open hatch leading to the second section. To the darker catacombs, despite the fact that it is a Tower. You'll have to be as smart as Khajiit to spot this secret open hatch



Reach Segment three



And here it’s even more difficult, because in the darker catacombs, despite the fact that this is a Tower, there is the same secret open hatch. Through it we will find ourselves in dungeons covered with moss... yeah, which are still located in the Tower



Reach Segment four



Wow, you've almost reached the ideal, that is me. We reached the darkest depths of the Tower, finding another secret open hatch. The halls here are more well-kept, the walls have an eerie purple color and there are burning torches everywhere. Do you have a feeling that the main villain is already very close?



Reach the balcony



In one of the rooms, usually on the highest floors, there will be an open window randomly located leading to the terrace balcony. We just go out the window and no, we don’t try to fall down like that hero over there.
But the ideal path of a hero like me lies just down to the balcony with a door that will lead directly to the third, and if you’re very lucky, then to the fourth section of the Tower. Other balconies with windows will simply move you to another balcony, where valuable loot may lie, like a straw hat or a high-quality sword. But there is always only one way out - at the very bottom. An ally, if there is one, immediately falls to the exit and humbly waits for you there



Escape the tower



We reach the front doors, where the Master of the Tower Evelius will be waiting for you, and, depending on your heroic deeds and vile decisions during all your meetings with him, he will either politely open the door for you, granting freedom to the good hero, either he will enter into battle with you, if you were evil hero, or he may first ask: “Are you with us or with those suckers?” , thereby giving a choice: to become a big-nosed monster of a miracle or to remain a dead hero.
In any case, regardless of the choice, you will need to leave the Tower and get the achievement



Escape the tower in 15 minutes or less



Well, it’s logical what needs to be done? This is real if Luck is your second heroic name, and you will guess the right door the first time, find companions and meet windows, cutting your path as much as possible. It's actually easier than it seems, without even trying too hard to escape in 15 minutes REALLY if you a real hero



Enter and leave the tower in the same run



As they say - an adventure for five minutes, get in and get out. The main thing is not to die.
You can do this after returning to the village, because you will already have at least some equipment, and after a glorious heroic drinking bout in the tavern, you will again be transported to the Tower, but with equipment



See the whole tower explode



Entering the next room, we will hear a characteristic psshshshshsh, which is not without reason. Screaming and panicking, we rush forward towards a pile of powder barrels. We grab the biggest one and with all our strength we hit it on the head of the first monster we come across! And then we grab the box with explosives and throw it! You are a hero like me.
You can, of course, just stand and watch the fuse burn out, but would a real hero do that?



Escape the tower without killing anyone



Not a heroic act at all. Just run, jump and avoid fights in every possible way. It is absolutely not clear whether you will be called a murderer if your ally beats a couple of enemies with a stick



Save a fragile vase from the tower



Sometimes, when you meet the Master of the Tower, he can burden you with the task of being a courier of the Russian Post, giving you an extremely fragile porcelain vase. And instead of returning it to the Owner, you take it out of the Tower, to sell it, for example.
Another option is to bring a magic lamp with the Genie and rub it before leaving the Tower. Lamp. And ask the Genie to get such a vase. And all that remains for you is to heroically step over the threshold of the Tower, carrying this vase in your hands



Escape and end the game as a monster



No, polyjuice potion will not work, as it gives a temporary effect. Unless you drink it just before finishing the game...
No no no, these decoctions are for sorcerers. We, like real heroes, go head-on!
Towards the end, or just before the exit, Master Evelius will offer you the job of your dreams and make an offer you can’t refuse. Of course, we agree, become a big-nosed monster and leave the Tower. Other creatures will stop attacking you, but your allies will be quite willing to ask for an explanation for your new image. Also, before leaving you will be waylaid by another adventurer. True, he is not a hero like you, so we fool him, take the key from him and go out into the fresh air
But the guards won’t let you into the village, so we go, it’s a pity that we don’t go under the bridge, because there is one there in the cave, we light a fire and finish the game.
Just kidding, polyjuice potion is also good, the main thing is to drink it before you cross the threshold of the Tower, but these potions are for cowards!



Escape the tower 50 times



Did I tell you what madness is?
It’s eating yourself up in drool in a tavern every evening, and then unconsciously going to the toilet, into the same stall and in the same pants, in the hope that the magic trap won’t take you to the Tower, but it will take you again and you’ll be heroic again must leave her, so that in the evening you will drool again in the tavern, after which you will go to the toilet, unconscious...

All sorts of eventful adventures and adventure events in the Tower





Open a locked chest



In the dungeons (yes, this is the Tower) you come across large chests closed with a barn lock. This lock has such colossal strength that neither it nor the chest itself can be broken with ordinary weapons! But, if you are a lucky hero like me, you will find a key somewhere nearby, the same color as the lock (hi DooM Guy) The key can be anywhere, from the display of a vending machine to the pockets of one of the monsters, so shake each corpse properly. Having got the key in your greedy sweaty palms, we run as fast as we can to the chest and hit, yes, yes, hit the lock with this key!



Eat ten different items



A real hero like me can eat anything more or less edible. Rat corpses, eyes, asparagus, pumpkin, bananas, blue mushrooms, snails, bats, dead rats, frogs, fresh brains from a jar, other rats...mushrooms again...
Just grab whatever your adventurous little hands can reach and put it in your mouth!
But under no circumstances touch the broccoli



Finish Von Wanst's bathroom routine



Restlessly and brazenly opening every door in the Tower, sooner or later you will find a room called “Toilet”, not marked with any letters. Make sure that you, like a real hero, have reached the condition, kick the visitor out of there and go in yourself, just in case, making sure that there are no enemies nearby and no allies are following you. Next, just relax and let Mother Nature do her thing. And in this case, the main thing is patience and thorough hand washing



Poison a weapon



We find a flask with a bright green liquid, drinking which will certainly poison you and slowly die. If you were me, you would throw this flask at, for example, a sword or mace lying on the floor, smearing the weapon with poison.
Perhaps if you had enough coins, you could buy a poisoned dagger from the machine, but this is not certain



Steal an item from a weight sensitive pedestal



During your wanderings and wanderings, you will certainly discover a large and long room, along the floor of which coins are kindly scattered, never reminiscent of a path to a trap. So that's what I'm getting at. At the end of this room there will be loot on two push pedestals. Your task as an experienced hero and tower plunder is to grab the loot and escape as best you can before the falling ceiling crushes you. What? Did I mention the falling ceiling covered in spikes? OK...
Rumor has it that these push pedestals are weight sensitive, and if in return "who said stolen loot?" put another loot of approximately the same weight, then the trap will not work



Kill 500 enemies



A true heroic deed worthy of the heroic hero himself! We take something heavier in our hands and beat the bastards until they die! You can beat your enemies with your fists, let them be afraid! Slash, slash, slashy - who’s next to try?! (this is a reference to the song "The Song about a Sword")



Have one sleeping enemy eat three or more objects at once



You've probably already met these sleeping watchmen. He sits there, sleeping, but as soon as you wake him up, with his raking hands he tries to fit everything he grabs into his mouth. According to all the rules of a vigilant watchman, horns are scattered around him to wake him up in case of violation of boundaries. After a hearty dinner he falls asleep again.
Ideally, a real hero would need to carefully dump three corpses in front of the sleeping watchman and wake him up. You may need to fish with live bait, so we casually sell our beautiful body. In the end, it also counts. Really?



Have two diamond teeth at the same time



Your teeth are your life! Diamonds are the rarest. These are in the mouths of the coolest monsters, like Cup Player, who sometimes loses such tooth
Also, completely randomly, a collection of such teeth can be sold in a vending machine, but the price is high - about 10 coins. But you can buy two at once.
And another option is the Genie's lamp. If you want to choose from all the splendor, in the middle of the shopping rows there will be one such diamond tooth. In general, it's all about luck. Oh, and about coins



Brew five different potions



Every time we find a witch’s cauldron within the walls of the Tower, we must brew some kind of potion. Just use the recipes on the walls, weirdo. If you are an experienced alchemist like me, you will realize that a new potion can be poured on top of the old one, into the same flask, without touching it, the main thing is to throw the correct ingredients into the cauldron.
After saving Alva, it will also be possible to brew potions in her house. True, I haven’t found any empty flasks or ingredients yet



Turn something into gold



We brew a golden potion by throwing a coin and an empty gold sack into the cauldron. And we throw the resulting decoction at someone, turning the enemy into a beautiful golden statue. You can drink the decoction yourself, but then who will sell you in the market?



Become a broom



Drink three potions of transformation into a monster in a row, or Evelius turns us into a monster and we drink one such potion



Kill three types of enemies using a body of their own kind during a single run



After much testing by beating other bodies with their bodies, we can safely conclude that bats don’t count. And also that there is no racism here, and the pink goblin is no different from the yellow one. They're still goblins
So we beat the goblin with the goblin. We beat the witch with the witch. And old sorcerer, well, you understand



Kill enemies using 100 different items



Another heroic achievement worthy of a heroic hero like me. And soon there will be someone like you. We grab into our hands everything that is not nailed down and beat your enemies to death. Literally everything: from a hat and a wallet, to a brick and a beehive. The Genie has things in stock that cannot be found in the Tower, so don’t hesitate to ask him to get you something unusual.



Become a monster



The easiest way is to brew a potion of brains and eyes in a pot, which will temporarily turn you into a monster. Or agree to the proposal of the Master of the Tower Evelius, but with a permanent effect. The main thing to remember is that after conversion, all your things will fly away, and your friends will become enemies

All any significant meetings in the Tower and their consequences are collected here



Use the monkey to give the best possible answer to a question



The monkey is the essence and the very embodiment of your mind. Unfortunately, she doesn't have any cymbals
Every time someone asks us a difficult question, your brain will boil, forcing this stupid monkey to look for the best answer, jumping on disappearing clouds of guesses and pillars of knowledge, deftly dodging the swinging hammers of stupidity and ignorance. The task is to jump through your convolutions to the end, landing on a delightful cushion of a pompous, smart and sparkling answer... Hell Yeah!



Win a game of cups



Cup Player offers the simplest game - thimbles! Place your bet on the podium and watch for his hands!
The game can last up to one, two or three victories, which he will inform you about before the start. He spins thimbles really well, but the experience from MK will come in handy



Solve ten different riddles



The Riddler is a three-eyed goblin sorcerer, armed with a powerful weapon and a strong shield, blocking the path to treasure. He will ask you a riddle and in a mini-game, in the form of a smart monkey (unfortunately not Winston), we must find the desired item and put it on the tongue. Not on your own, you stupid monkey!!!
Do this ten times and the achievement is yours.
The disadvantages are that the riddles must be different, answering the same one will not make progress



Kill Evelius



Every time we meet the Master of the Tower, we ignore his requests, pass by and try to hit. At some point, your rude behavior will piss him off and he will start a fight with you. He has a lot of lives, so we'll have to sweat like heroes. After winning, you will receive a green key that unlocks the lock at the exit from the Tower. Don't lose it!
Kidding. If you lose the key, then in the main hall, right at the exit, you will be caught up by an obsessed treasure hunter with this key... and a sword. You'll have to kill the bad guy and take the key



Kill the cup player



You cheated, you dirty brute, I'll hang you by your own guts!
Quite a strong opponent, so it’s better to fight him honestly. Pile the crowd with both legs into his face and beat him until this rogue throws back his legs



Kill the riddle master



We need to beat him so he can speak more clearly!
You will need an ally. In my case there were already two of them, since his weapon hits painfully far and quickly. We answering with both feet in the face of the Riddler. In response to our answer, he will balk and call on bats to help him. We prove to him with arguments and logic, and with a couple of knocked out teeth, that he is wrong and his riddles are stupid



Pick up a weight-item twelve times in a row



It’s not as simple as it seems, you stupid kacho...noble warrior. Not every anvil will do. We need Evelius. When you meet him, he will randomly give you a task asking you to carry a huge weight until the next meeting with him. This particular weight needs to be lifted 12 times in a row



Get reborn



The great hero met a magic lamp, naturally with a Genie in it. He offered a choice of fulfilling one wish and the hero wished to save his soul.
We choose the left option and get a flask with our embryo inside. It is advisable to leave her in a safe place, and then die boldly. After death, we, like HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED, are resurrected from this flask and receive the achievement



Catch a fish



Quite a tricky achievement tied to a play on the words Wish and Fish. And who makes these same Wish? That's right, the Genie of the Lamp. We shake it and choose the top option, saying I want one more wish. The genie, of course, will not appreciate such a trick and will go back into the lamp. We repeat this twice more and the Genie, in order to get rid of such a stupid hero, will pretend that instead of “I want one Wish” he heard “I want one Fish”
- What? Fish, did you say fish? Yes, yes, well, fish is fish.
We select it and are glad that we miscalculated somewhere...



Dodge the monster band by moving to their beat



A group of three monsters consists of a Conductor, a Drummer and a Drumm. We move to the beat of their beats. We take a step every time the Drummer beats the to the Drum. In an ideal world where I have achieved this achievement, no one will stop you from dancing for peace. But in your world there will always be a couple more monsters who will not approve of your dancing and will provoke a slam on the dance floor

Everything you need to know about your friends, drinking buddies and their corruption



Free Hubert



Chance meeting
He may just wander around the room, or he may be locked in a cage. A young, good-natured and thin turtle with a heavy club. Hubert went to the tower to get gold and help his old sick parents.
Your task as a hero is to get him out of the tower



Free Sobu



Chance meeting
It may just wander around the room, or it may be locked in a cage. Crazy, old and blind in one eye, the fortuneteller Soba is looking for a worthy hero for a great feat. But his predictions, including the one about the right door, come true as clearly as his vision. With a 50% chance of! Badum-ts!
Your task as a hero is to get him out of the tower



Free Alva



Chance meeting
She may just wander around the room, or she may be locked in a cage. The cunning, unibrowed and dangerous healer Alva, who, with a good attitude towards the hero, can treat you with a potion. It is very dangerous to anger her, as she can throw an explosive potion, instantly killing an unprotected hero.
Your task as a hero is to get her out of the tower



Give enough money to Hubert to save his family



After being rescued from the Tower and before leaving you, Hubert will ask you to give him some coins to help his sick parents, but something has not yet grown into an achievement.
I stuffed his pockets full of coins back in the Tower itself, and after leaving it he still asked for more. But still, in his hut, he menacingly exclaimed that he was going back to the Tower to look for gold. And he left. Just left



Use Hubert's club or corpse to kill the enemy that killed him



It just so happens that you are the hero here, and enemies always choose you as their main target, often ignoring followers. But the good-natured turtle very often offers to go on a reconnaissance mission through that terrible door. We always agree and if he hasn’t returned, it means someone is helping you get the achievement. We go into the room, grab his club or his body, whichever is closer, and beats everyone, because no one will confess



Lose three or more companions during a run



We always let our friends go ahead to scout out the situation, ask them to wait under the falling ceiling, don’t stop them from being heroes and fighting with a crowd of demons, in the end we just grab them and throw them into a pit.
For the truly daring, you can gather three followers at once, turn into a monster and kill the whole trio



Turn a monster or a broom into a human again



While wandering around the Tower, you will find a room with a witch's cauldron full of ingredients. There will even be recipe posters on the walls. To brew a humanjuice potion, you need to throw a leek and a tooth into a cauldron. As a rule, all this is in this room. We throw the resulting potion at the monster and rejoice at our new companion. Big-nosed goblin freaks are perfect for this. Or we can break the potion on a lying broom

Mundane and boring rural life with commoners



Buy a house



Once in the village, we go to the bank. Haha, where else does the hero go to buy real estate? A cozy house at the entrance to the city is sold for 15 gold coins. We go to the bank clerk and spend some gold



Upgrade your house



After purchasing and taking away your honestly looted 15 coins, the clerk will offer to improve and expand your home for only 30 coins. I don't see the trick. Let's buy!
Achievement received, but more to come! For 60 coins your home will become even more spacious



Become a citizen of the village



For just a hundred coins, the mayor will give you a citizen's ID, filling out the appropriate papers so that you can go further



Have 300 or more coins in your bank account



Citizens! Keep your money in a savings bank! If, of course, you have them...
In the same bank, the clerk will offer to open an account, providing a cage where you can throw in honestly expropriated gold. We just save and save and save, like a greedy dwarf, until there are 300 coins, and they sing about you a tragic and instructive story about the hero Von Wanst, who loved money



Meet ten or more friends during one visit to the tavern



The tavern allows you to start the Loop and find yourself back in the Tower after a night of drinking. The previously rescued Hubert, Alva and Soba, as well as the rest of the peasants, will drink with you in the tavern if you parted with them on a good note, which can be seen by the expression of their faces and eyes.
During adventures, we reward them with coins and do not shake or steal their equipment. If the rescued commoner initially has a bad attitude towards you, heroically throw gold in his face



Receive a bounty for killing a monster



Now this is quite interesting. In the city house of the mayor, who sells citizenship, you can also take an order to kill the monster that lives in the neighboring forests. And here's a clever twist. Yes, yes, my foolish adventurer, we are talking about you. More precisely, about someone who was once a man and wandered into a cave.
First, we escape from the Tower in the form of a monster and settle in a cave. And then, we escape as a hero and go into the cave to kill ourselves as a monster. After that, we go and talk to the mayor. He will give you a reward on your head. Kaaanets

Heroes never have enough! We need more fame. Glory in heroic deeds. The developer knows this, so with the new patch of November 5, 2024, he gave us what we were all waiting for - minus the perfect game in the library.



Escape the tower through the caves



Heroes and heroines, your prayers have been heard and your money has been spent. That same henchman Shade deigned to finish the repairs in the cellar, and now there is a second door in the main hall, a couple of blows on which will open it, and instead of calmly exiting through the front doors, you will go down into the basements and caves of the Tower. Here you will find a nightmarish labyrinth full of Darkness, Trolls and Goblin Fellows, after breaking through which you will emerge into the light, covered in cobwebs and a new achievement



Start building the statue



Having received national fame, recognition and citizenship, purchased for 100 coins, you will be allowed into the Castle courtyard, where an arrogant sculptor will offer to immortalize your heroic heroism of the Hero in the form of a golden statue of yourself. And for a modest fee of 500 coins, he will begin take a leak on your feet. Pure gold!



Build the statue at least up to your buttocks



Heroically we continue to pour huge mountains of coins into ourselves. In my opinion this is perfection!



Finish the statue



My lord, the treasury is empty! But the statue is completely ready. And in general, your money is where I want, that’s where I spend it. I mean you



Find the hidden treasure room



In the dark labyrinths of the caves there is a secret room that can be opened by hitting the torch. As a rule, a Troll lives nearby. Inside there will be a huge chest, locked with a special key, of course. But you have already received the achievement.
The key is often found in the Tower, the Genie does not have it, and inside the chest lies the Eternal Crown. It cannot be destroyed, so your unlucky heroic little head will always be protected from huge pendulum axes



Sell 66 different items at the pawnshop



This achievement is worthy of a true Khajiit hero! You have to sell different things in a pawn shop. There are a lot of things in the game, so selling 66 won't be difficult. The good thing is that what you have already sold will go to the achievement counter



Kill 20 trolls



Trolls live in caves and can sometimes be found on the fourth level of the Tower. They are quite serious opponents with huge clubs and health reserves. So, according to the old heroic tradition, we fall on them in a crowd and kill them, or we successfully cast a death spell. You're lucky they walk alone



Eat every kind of mushroom at least once



Mushrooms grow in the cave under the Tower, and that stone on the wall of the cave, which looks vaguely like Bungler's Bane, is also a mushroom, so we knock it down and eat it. The properties of mushrooms are similar to those of some potions. You may be accelerated, poisoned, or your skin will become blotchy. The only problem is the explosive mushroom. I'll have to save it for dessert and break your teeth trying to eat it several times

I gotta get up
I've gotta get goin'
I'm gonna see a Bard of mine
He's stupid and he's stubborn, I love him because he's just dead

Fun never ends for us, we're so misadventurous
'Least every now and again
But when you're alone, and there's nobody home
It's nice to be able
To fix the pipe like

Wherever you go, oh won't you open another Door?




Fix the pipe



In the Village, next to the pawnshop, plumber brothers sisters, Marisha and Louise, opened their water supply point. They will immediately come up with an offer that is brilliant in its simplicity and impossible to wash away from. We need to connect the Tower to their pipeline. And of course, all the pipes in the Tower have long since rotted. Therefore, the Hero will have to heroically repair these pipes. Just like in that video
We are given a connecting ring for pipes, aka a key, aka a coupling, and are asked to proceed to the Tower

And already in the Tower itself you need to survive in order to find a broken pipe and, attention, this is brilliant - you need to fix it by using a connecting ring for connection.
Now you are a highly qualified heroic plumber, you even received a badge
By the way, this connecting ring can be taken to a pawnshop for 7 coins and bought back for 11. I hope these sisters will give out a new connecting ring every time they return to the City



Completely complete the pipeline repair



It is obvious that the Tower's plumbing system needs to be completely restored. Through heroic experience, we managed to find out that there were several rotten pipes. As many as 4 - one at the beginning of each new floor and at the one near exit from the Tower



Buy an item from the Pipeline Sisters



Hah, did you think that you heroically repaired the pipeline just like that? For fame, recognition and other nonsense? No, of course, through it we will steal expropriate the necessary goods from the Tower in order to live in prosperity



Help the bard find new instruments



A Bard has appeared in the center of the Village, who is clearly ready to sing of all our heroic achievements. But here's the problem. This fool has lost all his musical instruments in the Tower and only a brave hero like you is able to accomplish this heroic heroism and snatch the necessary pipes and drums from the cold clutches of monsters

So, to please our ears we will need a horn, a trumpet, a violin and a guitar. And if there are a lot of horns scattered around the Tower, then in search of other instruments it is better to turn to the musical trio of monsters. And through peaceful negotiations, beat the crap out of them, and at the same time the things they were looking for



Find the bard's body and take his things



After collecting all the musical instruments, and maybe earlier, the Bard will go to the Tower for inspiration in order to sing our heroic deeds in sonatas. Obviously, not all monsters have a musical education and good hearing, so soon we will find our Bard



Enter 10 different doors with names above them



During your heroic inglorious wanderings around the Tower, you can find doors with inscriptions above them

As a rule, there is another devil hiding there who needs to properly and heroically break his nose. We break into this door, then we break this devil and we break out of this door back. One minus - if you break into one door, the other two will immediately be closed with bars



Make a diamond tooth in a furnace



Now the Forge has been opened in the Tower and we need a diamond to make a diamond tooth. And Genie, in turn, definitely has it. All that remains is to throw the diamond into the furnace and not die yourself
Only our hero is clearly not friendly with logic, or knows blacksmithing much better than a Khajiit, because to make this tooth you need to take a small piece of iron in the form of a shuriken or a helmet and throw it under a press. Throw the resulting cake into the oven. Rely on your talents in cooking and blacksmithing

Razrabotka razdela v processe, dorogie druziya.



Escape the tower on difficulty higher than Commoner



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!



Let the princess eat 10 enemies in one playthrough



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Kill the Riddler with your bare hands on difficulty above Commoner



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Free the princess



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!



Escape the tower with a team of 5 companions on difficulty above Commoner



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Kill a thimblerigger with your bare hands on difficulty above Commoner



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Give the princess 7 hammerheads to eat



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Complete the tower without wearing armor at any difficulty level higher than Commoner



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Complete the tower without picking up any items on difficulty higher than Commoner



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Kill 15 enemies with a plunger in a single playthrough



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Brush away 200 cobwebs



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!




Escape the tower with at least 50 coins on difficulty higher than Commoner



Ba-a-a-a-a boooooom!

That's all for now, my valiant heroines and heroes. I hope the information from reliable Khajiit sources was useful to you and you managed to overcome all the dangers of the Tower, fill your pockets with coins, and fill your tavern with peasants, gradually sliding into madness...














The Night Hero Lynx pored over the guide, scratched with his claw and dealt slaps
















And Day Hero Yaroslav was engaged in painting, tracery and paper scribbling