Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to summon scout tf2
By Anumoss
Good morning students,
Today we shall be discussing the abnormal phenomenon also known as "Scout TF2'ing". this process involves many many toiling steps and feats to overcome, resulting in the formation of Scoot himself.

Ingredients

5 peaches , peeled, cored and sliced (about 4 cups)
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt

For the batter:
6 Tablespoons butter
134 bowls (bigger the better) all-purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup milk
ground cinnamon

First step understandably is to dig a hole the approximate size of your preferred scunt. Dump all wet ingredients at your local church and boof the dry ♥♥♥♥. Prepare your HOLE for entering as you should grab your local pc nerd, place them in, pray to Gabe N and call the geek a slur.

Let rest for a few hours and hey presto! you own your own Scouwn. a loyal companion that will sleep in the drains and gutters of your house or abode! Feed/water every other month with Cool aid and Orange Box Physical copys. This beast of a man child can and will eat any intruders pets or Elderly. Be wary as Fingies ™ are Delicious and should be protected at all times.

Till next time dear travelers, as next week we shall be overlooking the creation of Lime Adornments for your Scouyts needs and desires!!

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16 Comments
Anumoss  [author] 28 Sep, 2024 @ 12:05pm 
apologies to all who summoned him, a remedy has been posted.

https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3339221384
KODLIX_user1 28 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03pm 
how do i get rid of him
Ruviess 27 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08pm 
Awesome
A lobotomised Potato 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:32pm 
ALTERNATIVE METHOD

1. Sex the spy
2. Give birth
3. Raise child and name them scout II
T-REV 27 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am 
what to do with him after?
burglar 27 Sep, 2024 @ 5:49am 
engineer gaming
thepowercyborg 25 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57am 
Thanks
Muscle man 25 Sep, 2024 @ 7:48am 
so cool
certified idiot 25 Sep, 2024 @ 7:23am 
help i summond demoman instead
Postal Dude 25 Sep, 2024 @ 4:36am 
I accidentally summoned a heavy what do i do now :gordon: