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How To Edge Wipe
By envy
This guide, "How to Edge Wipe," offers a humorous and strategic approach to preparing for a Rust server wipe. It outlines the "sacred" process of edging, where players delay their in-game progress while building mental and physical readiness for the upcoming chaos. The steps include focusing your mind, preparing your body, and carefully engaging in small in-game tasks without fully committing to major actions until the wipe occurs. It blends fun, spiritual language with practical gameplay tips to maximize efficiency during a Rust wipe.

   
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Introduction
The Sacred Art of Edging: A Ritual Before the Holy Rust Server Wipe
Introduction to the Sacred Practice
Before the wipe, when the rust server is wiped clean, there is but one way to prepare: edging. Not just a physical practice, but a spiritual one, meant to focus your mind, steel your will, and delay gratification until the moment when you can unleash your fury upon the wasteland.

This is a sacred art, meant to be practiced like a prayer—patiently, deliberately, and with purpose. By delaying your own release, you ready yourself for the Rust wipe that promises both chaos and rebirth.


Steps
The Holy Steps of Edging: A Pre-Wipe Ritual
1. Prepare Thy Body and Mind
Before the wipe, remove all distractions. You must be one with your intentions. Close all unnecessary tabs, set your mic to “push-to-talk,” and ensure your squad knows you are entering a state of meditation and focus.

Physical readiness: Hydrate. Sit in a comfortable chair. Stretch your fingers—there are long hours of clicking ahead.
Mental focus: Visualize the barren wasteland. Imagine your stone tools turning into AKs, your shacks turning into fortresses.
2. The First Approach: Engage, But Hold Back
Enter the server as you normally would. Farm, scavenge, engage in small skirmishes. But remember, you must hold back. The time for full conquest has not yet come. Just as with the physical practice of edging, your goal here is to get close to success, but stop yourself before you fully unleash.

The Climax
Farm nodes with your stone tools—but don't go for that 10k sulfur jackpot just yet.
Scout enemy bases, but don't raid them. Not yet. Patience is key, young grasshopper.

3 Comments
zamb⊕ 27 Sep, 2024 @ 8:54pm 
fire
gg 20 Sep, 2024 @ 1:21pm 
+rep clear instructions :steambored:
rinzy! 20 Sep, 2024 @ 6:33am 
I edged soo hard to this