Step 1:

Say this:

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works!

Step 2:

You are now an Archer-class clown, now you can play this awesome nasu-game and you'll not be confused from what is happening.

Good luck!