1. step
Get into a comfortable sitting possition! You may choose a chair that fits your style. This is improtant because you have to do alot of nothing.
2. step
Prepare your life! Do you have a Girlfriend or Boyfriend? Any friends? Family? Well if you did not already, this is your time to break all contacts with them! You have to remember, you have to do alot of nothing. Any disrubtions may cause you to do something. That's not something we want.
3. step
Question your life choices. Why are you reading this?!?! YOU HAVE TO DO NOTHING! You shouldn't read something. wait... and I shouldn't write something... what am I doing?!?! anyways... ._.
4. step
After all steps you now are prepared to do nothing! Sit down in your chair. Press a button to start the counter and enjoy doing nothing.

I hope you liked reading this guide. Because I didn't. Complete waste of my time. We both could've done nothing...