Counter-Strike 2

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How to off CS2 and not you
By L3Harris
You ever get tired of CS2... well yea me too lmao. Instead of offing yourself lets off CS2 together :)
   
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Do you hate CS2?
This is a common question I find asking myself...

After spending 10,000 Canadian Roubles on some pixels, I still find myself getting ♥♥♥♥ on by cheaters and kids with no skins. Must be a skill issue on my part but I don't believe that.

I'm almost positive Valve is the reason I'm prim locked at 7k after solo queuing 150 games.
If you don't believe me that Valve is bending us over take a look at the link below

After the Roll
Did you fall for it? did you?

I hope at least one person watched the random YouTube video I linked.

Now lets get to why we are here today...

Do you hate yourself and CS2? if not Guides over get lost. on the other hand if you hate CS2 and want to off yourself lets move on to the next chapter

But first lets take a quick look at some of the 10k i wasted and leave your insults in the comments below shaming me for this lol.

How to OFF CS2
So lets off CS2 together, Step by Step


First things first look at your desktop and find that god awful CS2 logo


Desktop is messy asf but the logo is somewhere here

Yes I enjoy pain and play rust but i like zombies too ngl


Now Right Click that ugly logo


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Then click PROPERTIES

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Finally before we move on lets rate this bad boi and let Microsoft know how bad it is.
Click on DETAILS and give it that 1 star rating lol.

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Click apply and lets move on the the final chapter :)
The Final Offing
Now Hit that Fat windows key on your keyboard and type control panel

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Now on the bottom left click that "UNINSTALL A PROGRAM" button
Once inn that new menu in between all the other junk you should be able to find CS2 somewhere
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Once found right click and Look at that beautiful Uninstall button
"take a moment salivate, dream of a life free of CS2. Mentally prepare yourself"
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FINALLY CLICK THE DAMN UNINSTALL BUTTON AND BE FREE
Epilogue
Now that CS2 is gone, many options open up honestly...

You can touch grass
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You can download another game from your steam library
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Or maybe just uninstall yourself if all else fails...
I just pulled some random liberal news article for you people and I'm not disabling my Ad-Blocker lol, google it with all your free time now and find out :)
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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK,
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2 Comments
ForkKid 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:44am 
I wanna off myself and not cs2 tho???
Stack alt 3 Jul, 2024 @ 4:43am 
What a useful guide