"My fellow Americans,
Ronald Reagan here. What can I say to you all? Obviously, copious amounts of marajoohjwania is being consumed and this, this is INNATELY WRONG. HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE DARE TAKE A CHEEKY PUFF ON A SPLIFF? We need to put a stop to this. Legalise crystal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meth, outlaw cannerbiz."