METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

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HOW TO BECOME VENOM SNAKE
Von Yonni
Today I teach you how to become Venom Snake. These steps are the only way for you to become the Boss.
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Step 1: Sledgehammer
You'll need a friend for this step.Give your friend a sledgehammer and tell him to hit you in the face to the point where your skull turns into pudding.
Step 2: Eye removal
Considering that your head is squishy like a dog toy now you have to remove your eye with a knife. Stick the knife into your eye and twist it until your extraocular muscle rips off.
Step 3: shrapnel
You have to insert 108 tiny shrapnel's into your body and a giant one peeking out of your skull. The big shrapnel is going a little over your right eye.
Step 4: Eye patch
You have to cover that empty eye socket. Buy a leather eye patch and put it over your eye.
STEP 5: Get rid of your left arm
You need your friend to cut your arm off with a saw and replace it with a bionic arm. The bionic arm has to be able to detect living beings in a 100m radius.
STEP 6: Clothing
find yourself green army fatigues, a bandana, a pair of military boots, and one glove. You will also need a utility vest.
STEP 7: WEAPONS
You will require a Tranquilizer gun and a bunch of empty magazines. In addition to that you will also require 10 cigars and a thermal vision google.
STEP 8: TALKING
The max amount of words you can use in 24 hours are 50 words. You have to be mysterious by keeping your mouth shut.
STEP 9: PMC
You have to start a PMC in the middle of the ocean.
STEP 10: BIG BOSS
You need a guy who uses you to hide in safety while putting your life on the line. BTW: you look like him now.
STEP 11: ENJOY YOUR LIFE AS SOMEONE'S PHANTOM
and then die to his copy. WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE.
THANKS
Hopefully my tutorial will help you in some way.


BYE BYE
65 Kommentare
Fred Burst Vor 4 Stunden 
what a boss, "Uhm acktually he still has his right eye!" Who cares, get rid of it, im not gonna use it anyway
Yonni  [Autor] 19. Dez. um 23:04 
I know, I mentioned in a previous comment that I prefer to remove dead weight. Every gram counts.
Soggy 19. Dez. um 10:18 
For your information, Venom still has his right eye, it's not removed, just non functioning.
Yulapboy 1. Dez. um 14:33 
Me too.
Yonni  [Autor] 1. Dez. um 14:23 
I felt like a stoopid loser after that, but I was a boss nonetheless
Yulapboy 1. Dez. um 13:02 
But after the truth the man who sold world mission I don’t feel like the true boss anymore
Yonni  [Autor] 1. Dez. um 11:07 
I felt like a true boss
Yulapboy 1. Dez. um 10:45 
What was that feeling when you play mgsv tpp for the first time? anyways good guide.
Palayoni 21. Nov. um 5:35 
Cool
Yonni  [Autor] 24. Okt. um 6:48 
Not again!