METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

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HOW TO BECOME VENOM SNAKE
Tekijältä Yonni
Today I teach you how to become Venom Snake. These steps are the only way for you to become the Boss.
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Step 1: Sledgehammer
You'll need a friend for this step.Give your friend a sledgehammer and tell him to hit you in the face to the point where your skull turns into pudding.
Step 2: Eye removal
Considering that your head is squishy like a dog toy now you have to remove your eye with a knife. Stick the knife into your eye and twist it until your extraocular muscle rips off.
Step 3: shrapnel
You have to insert 108 tiny shrapnel's into your body and a giant one peeking out of your skull. The big shrapnel is going a little over your right eye.
Step 4: Eye patch
You have to cover that empty eye socket. Buy a leather eye patch and put it over your eye.
STEP 5: Get rid of your left arm
You need your friend to cut your arm off with a saw and replace it with a bionic arm. The bionic arm has to be able to detect living beings in a 100m radius.
STEP 6: Clothing
find yourself green army fatigues, a bandana, a pair of military boots, and one glove. You will also need a utility vest.
STEP 7: WEAPONS
You will require a Tranquilizer gun and a bunch of empty magazines. In addition to that you will also require 10 cigars and a thermal vision google.
STEP 8: TALKING
The max amount of words you can use in 24 hours are 50 words. You have to be mysterious by keeping your mouth shut.
STEP 9: PMC
You have to start a PMC in the middle of the ocean.
STEP 10: BIG BOSS
You need a guy who uses you to hide in safety while putting your life on the line. BTW: you look like him now.
STEP 11: ENJOY YOUR LIFE AS SOMEONE'S PHANTOM
and then die to his copy. WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE.
THANKS
Hopefully my tutorial will help you in some way.


BYE BYE
84 kommenttia
Yonni  [tekijä] 7.6. klo 7.30 
Well, at least you're rich now. You also have nothing to use the money on...
5.6. klo 17.55 
Instructions unclear, I think I accidentally sold the world.
Briex Orytn 17.5. klo 3.40 
I'd make a "meme" snake if I could
nice
Yonni  [tekijä] 17.1. klo 9.08 
Nah, I'm Anus snake
i Canises 12.1. klo 5.49 
:MGS1_Snake:Solid : Huh !? you think your venus snake now ?:VSnake:
</3 12.1. klo 3.59 
best tutorial
Fred Burst 11.1. klo 19.07 
: O
FarsightPri 11.1. klo 0.38 
Can the fatigues be optional? I always preferred my snakes to be naked.
Yonni  [tekijä] 3.1. klo 4.09 
You will play MGSV for 200 hours instead.