METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

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HOW TO BECOME VENOM SNAKE
By Yonni
Today I teach you how to become Venom Snake. These steps are the only way for you to become the Boss.
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Step 1: Sledgehammer
You'll need a friend for this step.Give your friend a sledgehammer and tell him to hit you in the face to the point where your skull turns into pudding.
Step 2: Eye removal
Considering that your head is squishy like a dog toy now you have to remove your eye with a knife. Stick the knife into your eye and twist it until your extraocular muscle rips off.
Step 3: shrapnel
You have to insert 108 tiny shrapnel's into your body and a giant one peeking out of your skull. The big shrapnel is going a little over your right eye.
Step 4: Eye patch
You have to cover that empty eye socket. Buy a leather eye patch and put it over your eye.
STEP 5: Get rid of your left arm
You need your friend to cut your arm off with a saw and replace it with a bionic arm. The bionic arm has to be able to detect living beings in a 100m radius.
STEP 6: Clothing
find yourself green army fatigues, a bandana, a pair of military boots, and one glove. You will also need a utility vest.
STEP 7: WEAPONS
You will require a Tranquilizer gun and a bunch of empty magazines. In addition to that you will also require 10 cigars and a thermal vision google.
STEP 8: TALKING
The max amount of words you can use in 24 hours are 50 words. You have to be mysterious by keeping your mouth shut.
STEP 9: PMC
You have to start a PMC in the middle of the ocean.
STEP 10: BIG BOSS
You need a guy who uses you to hide in safety while putting your life on the line. BTW: you look like him now.
STEP 11: ENJOY YOUR LIFE AS SOMEONE'S PHANTOM
and then die to his copy. WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE.
THANKS
Hopefully my tutorial will help you in some way.


BYE BYE
64 Comments
Yonni  [author] 19 Dec @ 11:04pm 
I know, I mentioned in a previous comment that I prefer to remove dead weight. Every gram counts.
Soggy 19 Dec @ 10:18am 
For your information, Venom still has his right eye, it's not removed, just non functioning.
Yulapboy 1 Dec @ 2:33pm 
Me too.
Yonni  [author] 1 Dec @ 2:23pm 
I felt like a stoopid loser after that, but I was a boss nonetheless
Yulapboy 1 Dec @ 1:02pm 
But after the truth the man who sold world mission I don’t feel like the true boss anymore
Yonni  [author] 1 Dec @ 11:07am 
I felt like a true boss
Yulapboy 1 Dec @ 10:45am 
What was that feeling when you play mgsv tpp for the first time? anyways good guide.
Palayoni 21 Nov @ 5:35am 
Cool
Yonni  [author] 24 Oct @ 6:48am 
Not again!
mark082 23 Oct @ 5:45pm 
Instructions unclear, I ended up selling the world.