Hello welcome to guide to being a ♥♥♥♥♥!

This teaches you how to be a ♥♥♥♥♥ and a weirdo! Two things you want or already doing!

Step one, comment on every single skullgirls post with, "The game is still censored. #saveskullgirls"

After you've done this, argue with the FGC about being a nuisance!

Step two, watch tons of loli and support people like Rev Says Desu!

Don't forget another thing, the only thing you know or seem to care about is the +r version of bridget!

Step three, delete your linkedin account, it's not like it's ever going to be used so whatever! That ♥♥♥♥ doesn't matter to you anyway since all you care about is a small indie game changing a few things about the art without even knowing a full undizzy combo!

Step four, make a point about being an old player of the game, but never play it recently or play it much at all!

Step five, this is your life now. This is all you care about.

Not the actual game! That would be silly. I mean the art of the game. Because it's worth it to cry this much.

ALTERNATIVE

Step one, quit. We don't care.




I don't speak for the entire skullgirls community, but I want to say this and I want you all to read my message carefully. Why do you care? It's a small game that really didn't have many people playing it and now all you do is sit down and complain the entire day? Have you tried not being annoying? It's been 9 months and you're still acting like losers. Now, close the computer screen and stare at the final days you have left before that obesity from your ramen "bulking" kills you.

Good day.