Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to be Pro
By karribot and 1 collaborators
This is a professional guide on how to be a CS2 pro and be loved by everyone on your team.
   
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Do you wish to become a true Counter-Strike 2 pro and put .pro at the end of your name to make everyone fear you? Then this is the guide.


Steps:

The first Step to achieving your ultimate goal is to change your steam profile.
Step 1:
Your steam profile account must be completely private and hidden. Do not allow your
team to snoop around and be prepared for a pro such as your self coming in.
Step 2:
It is a requirement to change your profile picture to an uwu cute anime cat girl. The
presence of such beast in the game lobby makes everyone shiver. Your team gains an
incredible +50% skill boost knowing they have a god on their side.
Alt step 2:
An alternative to step 2 is to change your profile picture and name to promote a totally
legitimate case selling website. Why? Because this clearly shows you are sponsored!
Only real Pro players get sponsors
Step 3:
It is a must to place a rainbow flag in your bio. A rainbow flag is not just an emoji. It is a
legitimate and scientifically proven way to increase your fps by an incredible 25%. Not
only that, but it also increases your reaction speed by 15%. This is proven by the
scientists over at Valve Corporation.

Communication
Counter-Strike is a game all about team work. No team communication will result in losses and a pro does not loose.

Step 1:
The very first step to great team communication is your tone. You want players to think
your a pro and not a noob. So straight away you MUST whisper regardless of the
situation. Even better if you place your microphone inside of your mouth for more
intimate and direct commands to your team.

Step 2:
You want your team to be constantly aware of their surroundings. YOU are the PRO not
them. So as the obvious team leader you most non-stop talk into through voice without
single break, especially during critical moments. Don't allow a moment of silence for
these tense and focus requiring moments. Why? Because info is key. It does not matter
you don't know what is going on. Any info is better than none so keep talking.

Step 3:
♥♥♥♥ (suka) ♥♥♥♥♥ (blyat) иди на ♥♥♥ (idi nahuj)
These three terms are most common terms used to congratulate you and are words of
appraisal for your hard work and great determination. most commonly used in a
sentence such as иди на ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ which translates directly to 'Great job friend better try
next time' or 'great job keep going'.

These awesome phrases should always be shouted as loud as you humanly can. The
louder and more aggressive the better of a morale boost your team receives. It is also a
great idea to to say repeat yourself 5+ times to really make sure they hear it and
understand you have hope in them.
Sharing is caring
In counter-strike a teammate may ask you to drop. Most commonly will ask 'drop awp'. These players are professionals. A player asking to drop the legendary awp are of highest prestige in CS and should not be underestimated. If you are blessed with such command you should immediately obey the orders and waste all of your money buying the weapon. Even if it means you do not have enough to buy anything for yourself because these players will single-handedly carry the entire team that round.

Final Task
Your final objective to become a real Counter-Strike global pro is ammo sharing!

During your games in cs you may experience other friendly pro players shooting at their own teammates and your noob brain will think they are just being a meanie and hurting your own team because they are angry. But that is completely wrong. These pro players are sharing their ammo. You see in counter-strike these players shoot at each other especially in the head to offer them some extra bullets at the beginning of a round. You should do that too! This secret skill is best used when you are loosing a game 3-10. Simply at the start of a round empty your entire magazine into a teammate that is being the least efficient. He is being bad because HE DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH AMMO. So be a good friend and share.


If you happen to get kicked don't worry. This is valves way of saying that your super generous ammo sharing has actually made your team too op. So they have to kick someone in order to re balance the teams.
Thank you!
Thanks for reading this great guide!

Hopefully it taught you the real way to become pro in just a few minutes and reach the top of Premier leaderboards in no time!




For those wanting to be noob - https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3410044853
11 Comments
sebixx_xx 14 Jul @ 10:16am 
This guide improved my recent form thank you love
emo puppygirl 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23pm 
thank u I am now pro
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Y@mT 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:15pm 
how to be noob: shoot and run :)
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