Chivalry 2

Chivalry 2

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How to be less of a trash bag player.
By Ŵħïŧε ČøLδηïźεΓ
A few tips to help you understand why you suck so bad at the game and how to improve.
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First and only Chapter - Take out the Trash
As a noob or high level player with an inability to learn, most of your effort in the game actually HURTS YOUR OWN TEAM, much more than the enemy. Instead of supporting the one or two players that are actually carrying the team, you make it much harder on them to carry you. You do this primarily by body blocking them, attacking them(team killing), fire bombing them, and basically acting like a meat shield for the enemy while you endlessly dance, retreat, and passively do the opposite of aggressively attacking the enemy. Here are some tips to help you stop being such a heavy trash bag that even the strongest and most skilled players can't lift you to victory.

1.) Play the fking tutorial for God's sake and at least learn a basic morph and when to kick

2.) Stop focusing on HIDING behind your fellow players. When you HABITUALLY focus on using your teammates as SHIELDS, You end up doing ALL THE WRONG things in a fight.

You have the wrong focus. Which leads to wrong actions.

Instead. Focus on the OBJECTIVE, and killing every enemy in your way to it as fast as possible. If you are defending then your primary purpose is to push out IN FRONT of the objective to PROTECT IT, not HIDE BEHIND IT. In TDM mode, getting a positive K/D is the most important thing, but in TO mode, k/d means absolutely nothing.

Cut your path THROUGH the enemy, constantly pressing W key to move toward them rather then constantly backing off and running away with S key.

When you are focused on hiding behind your teammates. All you do is team kill them, body block them, and block their attempts to strike the enemy. You are like leech that is glued to my back, weighing me down. You are like a THICK MUD of trash playing that ends up being much more difficult to manage than the simple business of killing the enemy.

When you LEECH into my 1v1 that I am CLEARLY winning, run into my line of fire, and cut off my angle of attack. All you are doing is hurting me/your own team. You only get confident in MY fight. And constantly back down from your own.

Don't look for the fight that DOESN'T need your help. Don't be the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th man in to a Xv1 in the BACK FIELD nowhere near the obj.

Look for the fight that NEEDS your help which is the alpha chads pushing the horde back fighting outnumbered.

It's simple math - If you will only join a fight when you see that you outnumber the enemy, that means you are forcing your teammates to constantly fight the opposite end of that. You won't even approach and attack unless you see that you can 2v1 or more, IN THE BACK FIELD, so that means you are forcing the players who are carrying your team to CONSTANTLY fight 1v2 or more at the objective.

Lastly - Switching sides to the team which is clearly stacked and has the advantage makes you WEAKER and a less skilled player by means of the habits you practice. If you make a habit of constantly searching for the easiest fight you can find, you will CEMENT yourself into being a garbage can through hundreds of hours of forming WEAK and COWARDLY habits.

Constantly seek the most difficult and outnumbered fight you can find, if you keep doing that you may eventually know what it feels like to be a GOD on the battlefield. It's a good feeling boys, and it's sad that most of you will never even come close.

If you follow these tips you will have MUCH more fun with the game, improve the community and make it MUCH more fun for everyone who plays with you.